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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2029 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 506 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 296 |
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