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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7509 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
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