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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4579 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
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