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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6163 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 56 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!
Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.
For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.
Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!