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1StarFood, 5StarLaughs Minecraft Server – Food Critics Welcome!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	9580
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	3519
Players Killed by Monsters:	6602	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!

Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.

For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.

Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Animals Bred:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	8482	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Crops Grown:	7371	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ores Mined:	1447	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2581	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	3802	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	4584	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?