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TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

4chan, forum, funny, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet phenomenon, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, pants, PantsShitting, reaction, Server, Shit, ten years ago, this made, V, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

2B-ANON, Chaos, CraftyFantasyVS, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, Fun, gbvsg, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Latam, Match Replays., meets, Minecraft, NA tournament, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Sho-san, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Votes:	3216

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

A certain man, active stand, Adventures, altercations, attractive, big dick energy, BIZARRE, blocky, Durability, growth potential, heal condition, Jojo stand concepts, Love machine, lover’s husbands, mystic aura, non-violent nature, Precision, Prince, RANGE, rasputin, song-based stands, SPEED, Stand cry, Stats, strength, survive damage, WOMAN

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	260	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	995182	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banquet

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, Banquet, blocky, Character development, Cooking, cute, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, FANTASY, Food, friendship, humor, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marcille, Monsters, ongoing series, teamwork, weekly updates

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

Alluring, attraction, cont’d, Daily, desire, FANTASY, Forbidden, infatuation, INTIMATE, irls, Jerk, Jerkcraft, Lust, Naughty, Obsession, pixels, Provocative, seduction, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, temptation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Game Over, Steve!

arrivederci, ciao, end of Italy, end of the line, end of the road, Farewell, farewell Italy, final farewell, Game, Goodbye, goodbye Italy, I’m sorry, It’s ovah, Italian farewell, Italian goodbye, italy, Last Goodbye, leaving Italy, moving on, Parting Ways, saying goodbye, steve

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

Abandoned, Bridge.., BridgeCraft, CREEPERS, Development, Direction, endermen, Forgotten, Game, gap, hideo kojima, Intended, Konami, Legacy, meme, metal gear solid, MGS2, Mgs4, narrative, Party, Plot, spin-off, Story, video game

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Buildings Constructed:	48
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

#metoo movement, banter, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Fine, FLIRTING, gender dynamics, gender equality, Harassment, harassment awareness, harassment prevention, Inappropriate Behavior, line, METOO, Minecrafts, power dynamics, professional conduct, Respect, Respectful Interactions, sexual harassment, social cues, social norms, workplace behavior, workplace culture

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Animals Bred:	146	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!