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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1436 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
we got secret junk food marketing tactics hidden all over the server. you never know when you’ll stumble upon a hidden McDonald’s or a sneaky Coca-Cola vending machine. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with fries and soda!
the unhealthy food and alcohol industries are teaming up with the advertising industry to make sure you never run out of snacks while playing. they’re like the evil mobs trying to take over the server, but don’t worry, we’ll fight them off with our enchanted swords and golden apples!
join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, who doesn’t want to fight off evil food and drink companies while building epic castles and mining for diamonds? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. come join the madness!
