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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5898 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
join us and leave ur poor life behind, cuz on this server, we make it rain diamonds and emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. u’ll be swimming in riches faster than u can say “creeper!”
but that’s not all, oh no. on our server, we got the most insane mini-games u’ve ever seen. ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at your friends? well, now u can!
and don’t even get me started on our custom-built dungeons. we’ve got dragons, zombies, and even a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and level up ur life to easy mode. cuz remember, being poor is playing life on hard mode. but on our server, the only thing hard is trying to stop laughing at all the crazy shenanigans we get up to.
