Australian rules football Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	8476	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the 2024 draft is over, but the fun is just beginning!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. But be careful, because the base is guarded by a pack of angry llamas who have a taste for revenge after being left out of the draft.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a portal to the Nether opens up in the middle of our spawn town, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen who are looking for a dance party. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Long live the 2024 draft, indeed!

A Flock of Llamas Minecraft SMP

AFL, Australia, Australian rules football, bummers, Coach, Competition, Edition, FINALS, FLOCK, Game, grand final, Injuries, League, Llamas, Melbourne, Minecraft, Players, Season, smp, sports, strategy, TEAM, Training, Victoria

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Star Shards Collected:	154
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and not take anything too seriously! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our spawn town is actually a giant hot tub filled with lava, but don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits for everyone!

3. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant ice cream sundaes.

4. We have a special event every week where players have to battle a giant chicken boss who shoots laser beams out of its eyes. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fried chicken.

5. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into flying unicorns that drop rainbow-colored beef when you defeat them.

So come join us on Bummers edition and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

/ A F L / Minecraft SMP

AFL, AFL banter, AFL banter community, AFL memes, Australian rules football, Carlton, Carlton Football Club, Carlton supporters, comedy, Entertainment, footy jokes, Funny Moments, general, humorous content, LAUGH, Minecraft, smp, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports fans, sports humor, team banter

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Carlton, our resident llama, attempting to build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes? Yeah, it’s totally real and definitely not just a rumor spread by our mischievous admin.

So come on, join us and laugh at Carlton’s general shenanigans while embarking on your own wacky adventures in this wild Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP – Saturday Night Creeper Edition

AFL, Aints, athletes, Australian rules football, Competition, creeper, Edition, Entertainment, ESS, EXCITEMENT, Fans, fred, game day, Gants, Hawks, loins, match, Minecraft, night, Rivalry, saturday, Saturday Night Footy, smp, sports, Teams, weekend

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	87	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for bones. – The admins are actually wizards who can grant you wishes in-game, like turning all the creepers into adorable kittens or making your pickaxe never break. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. – We have a weekly event called “Pig Racing Madness” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. – The server currency is actually chocolate coins that you can trade with villagers for enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crops Grown:	4090

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!