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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3042 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 315 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.
But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.
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