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Balt AusNZ Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	7442
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic banter sessions where we roast each other’s builds and laugh until our sides hurt. Our community is filled with meme lords and jokesters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing disco balls? We’ve got you covered.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged chickens who worshiped a potato god.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with banter, laughs, and the most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

CanadianCraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5366
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us and experience the chaos of a Canadian lumberjack who accidentally turned into a blocky character in the game! Watch as he chops down trees with his trusty diamond axe and battles creepers with his maple syrup sword! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else! So come join the fun and see what adventures await on our server!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs through the skies, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding rainbow creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunt that leads to a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old blockhead).

MommaBear’sFatShameDefense

#breastfeeding, body image, Boundaries, criticism, Defending, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, fat shaming, Gaslighting, generational trauma, mom, MommaBearsFatShameDefense, Motherhood, postpartum, RELATIVES, self esteem, self worth, societal expectations, Support, weight gain

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	2554	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental family members who think they can comment on your weight and parenting skills? Come join our Minecraft server where no one cares how many pounds you’ve gained postpartum or how many hours of sleep you’ve had! Our community is all about supporting each other and having a good time, without any fat-shaming or baby-bashing nonsense.

We have virtual milk supply-boosting foods that will keep you energized and ready to take on any Minecraft challenge. Plus, our in-game workouts will have you shedding those pounds in no time (not that you need to, we love you just the way you are!).

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – no matter what the scale says. See you in the game!

CraftyCrafter’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and build a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible!). But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockBusters: Cure Creepers!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbows, and riding on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with creepers, build a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even discover the cure for a disease while you’re at it. 😉🐲🌈🥔

AxisCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	241	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1753	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! so there’s this epic Minecraft server run by an ex-army chief who’s seen some serious shiz on the battlefield. he’s out here warning everyone about WW3 and saying these new axis powers are more dangerous than the Nazis, like whaaat?! but don’t worry, he’s also got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape from all that real world drama and just build some dope creations with your homies. join now for a chance to survive the apocalypse and show off your mad building skills, cuz why not?! let’s get crafting, fam!

KyivKidsGoneBoomCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you why you should totally come hang with us. First off, we got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond blocks instead of eggs. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama party down there, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.

BigBrainCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
New Chunks Explored:	671154	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchantments Applied:	255	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraf servr? well, let me tell u sumthin, we got animals on dis servr dat will blow ur mind. dey got tiny brains but dey big af! it’s like dey defying all logic and stuff. scientists be scratchin their heads tryna figure out how dey do it. join dis servr if u wanna see some wack brain evolution in action. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. come join us and be part of dis brainy revolution!

CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our Grave Rave Edition server is the place to be! We welcome all Stars, Niji, and Indie fans, as long as your male character is cute enough to hang with us.

Love BFE and gosling? No problem! Feel free to express your love for your oshi without any judgment. But sorry ladies, no female drama allowed here. Save that for the rest of the internet!

Looking to self-promote? Nah, not here. Head over to our sister server, wvt, for all your shilling needs. And remember, ignore all the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re all about having a good time here.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposter run wild. Just leave those genderbent males at the door – they’re not welcome here. See you in the Grave Rave Edition server, where the party never stops!

OrcCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	690514
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to the HOT Pot Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so hot, it’s like playing Minecraft in a sauna! Your character will be sweating buckets while mining for diamonds.

2. We have a secret underground potluck party every Friday night where players bring their favorite dishes to share. Who knew Minecraft could be so delicious?

3. The server owner once tamed a creeper and now it follows them around like a pet. It’s the most explosive friendship you’ll ever see.

4. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant hot tub out of lava and had a pool party. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare items and diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on the HOT Pot Edition Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure you won’t find anywhere else!