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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9568 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 99 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 70 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 93 |
Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 754379 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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