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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5886 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Votes: | 7831 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7903 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
On our server, you can play with sticks and pinecones if you want, because who needs fancy technology anyway? And if you’re looking for a router with flashing lights to tell you that you have internet, well, you won’t find it here. We only have the most advanced, light-less routers for our players.
So come join us on our server and leave all those tech illiterate folks behind. Because here, we’re all about embracing the true essence of Minecraft – without all the unnecessary flashing lights.