oh, and did i mention the pigs can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

also, the villagers are all secretly ninjas in disguise. they’ll trade with you during the day, but at night they’ll bust out their ninja moves and protect the village from any baddies that come creepin’.

so come on down to this wacky minecraft server and join in on the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows. yeah, it’s a thing.