August Minecraft Song

Page Me in Minecraft

stay in touch, ALERT, staying connected., pager, instant messaging

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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Brain-Gut Connection Craft

immune system, microbiome research, microbiota, immune function, microbiology

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

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SibCraft Minecraft Server – Not Your Job!

family dysfunction, family dynamics, moving out at 18, Resentment, abandonment

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your real life family? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you’re not technically family.

On our server, you won’t be left out of any family events or birthday parties. In fact, you’ll be the life of the party! No more feeling like the black sheep of the family, because here, everyone is welcome with open arms.

And forget about being a burden to others, on our server, you’ll be the star player. No more anxiety about being left behind or feeling like nobody wants you around. Join us and be part of a community that truly values and appreciates you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your family drama behind. You deserve to be treated like the VIP you are, so come on over and let’s have some fun together!

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Protogen MC

texture pack, 1.18.1, Server, protogen, Vanilla

This is a Vanilla 1.18.1 Server To Relax And Chill with Other Furrys And Protogen and to make cool bases, etc (Looking For Mods) (USE OPTIFINE) (p.s. it mandatory for texture pack to work.)

173.240.158.249:26980

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CardSwipeCraft

Girlfriend, Trust, financial responsibility, trustworthiness, clean slate

So, I was mining away in Minecraft, minding my own business, when I stumbled upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds. I was so excited, but then I realized that my in-game spending was getting out of control. I mean, I was buying unnecessary things left and right, like diamond-encrusted armor for my chickens and golden carrots for my pigs.

I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!

Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.

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AwkwardCraft

awkward situation, intimate moment, awkward story, awkward incident, awkward surprise

Are you tired of awkward moments ruining your fun? Then join our Minecraft server where awkward moments are banned! That’s right, no more accidentally punching your friend while trying to give them a high five or accidentally setting fire to your house while trying to cook dinner. Our server is a safe space for all your awkward-free adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to snap a pic with our mischievous specter!

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NoKidsAllowedCraft

children, NoKidsAllowedCraft, policy, Speaker, russia

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy cool world where u can build whatever u want, like a giant banana house or a roller coaster made out of cheese. and get this, the speaker of the russian senate is like, totally freaking out cuz he heard about our server and thinks it’s gonna start a ‘child-free movement’ or something. like, dude, we just wanna have fun and build stuff, not start a revolution or whatever. so come join us and let’s show the russian senate what real fun looks like! #bananahouse #cheesecoaster #childfreemovementlol

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Why would a good-looking white guy like one on the left ruin… Minecraft SMP

Gender Identity, physical appearance, transgender transformation, goodlooking, monstrosity

Are you tired of being a boring old white guy? Do you want to spice up your life by transforming into a troon monstrosity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you morph into a fabulous creature that will leave everyone in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of yourself to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner troon monstrosity shine! Who needs health and fertility when you can have all this fun?

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Crafty Night Owls vs Morning Larks

Lifestyle, material purchases, Personal preferences, Crafty, satisfaction

are you a night owl or a morning lark? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, it don’t matter cuz we got something for everyone! if you’re a night owl, you can buy all the swaggy clothes and gadgets your heart desires in our virtual marketplace. but if you’re a morning lark, we got epic experiences like virtual concerts and vacations that will make you happier than a pig in mud!

join our server and let your inner night owl or morning lark shine bright like a diamond! you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else, so come on over and let the fun begin! who needs real life when you can have all the happiness and satisfaction you could ever want in our virtual world? come join us now and let the good times roll!

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BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Military, Server, Minecraft, BOOMCRAFT, Pager explosions

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT PAGER EXPLOSIONS THAT KILLED 19 IRGC MEMBERS IN SYRIA, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN THE GAME, NO ACTUAL HARM DONE!

WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND RIDING ON GIANT CHICKENS INTO BATTLE!

ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND GIVES YOU UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST, LITERALLY! #MinecraftMadness #PagerExplosionsFTW 🦄💥💎

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