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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1827 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks, and battling a horde of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Bessie.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle who swims through the ocean depths, carrying us on its shell as we mine for rare resources and fight off creepers with our trusty diamond swords.
So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your potato computer, dust off that old Commodore, and join us on the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.