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RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	272	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	1598	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3371	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7316
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	2369	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchantments Applied:	130
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchantments Applied:	145
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Farms Harvested:	101	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Star Shards Collected:	249
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mines Excavated:	3108	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4001	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crops Grown:	4429	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2432	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	687480	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Votes:	9867
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Items Found:	7097
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!