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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9720 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 276 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
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