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putinbulletproofvestminecraftserver

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	193
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2707	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

join our minecraft server and you will feel as safe as putin in his bulletproof vest at a public event! our security measures are so unprecedented, even the creepers are scared to come near you! come build your own fortress and rule over your own virtual kingdom like a true dictator! join now and experience the thrill of being the most powerful player in the game!

tAlIbAnFuNzSeRvEr

Abuse, Afghanistan, Condemnation, crimes, discrimination, extremism, flogs, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, international condemnation, Justice, punishment, Taliban, Taliban atrocities, Taliban brutality, Taliban flogging, Taliban human rights abuses, tAlIbAnFuNzSeRvEr, UN, violence, Women

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	4593	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3900

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest shenanigans happening on our server! We got 63 people getting publicly flogged, including some badass women accused of crimes. The UN is all up in arms about it, but we’re just here having a blast building and exploring. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, action, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Can’t wait to see you there, fam!

nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP mInEcRaFt SeRvEr

80’s music, catchy songs, iconic songs, internet culture, internet jokes, Internet meme, internet phenomenon, internet trends, Lyrics, Meme culture, Minecraft, Music, never gonna give you up, nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP, Nostalgia, pop culture, pop music, rick astley, Rickroll, Server, surprise endings, viral video

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

join our epic minecraft server and you will finally discover the ENDING of ‘never gonna give you up’!!!!!! yes, you heard that right, we have the secret ending hidden in our server for you to uncover. but that’s not all, we also have a secret room filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you superpowers. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

voiceland fun crafty

attractive, attractiveness rating, average voices, Crafty, distinctive, findings, Fun, gender differences, higher-pitched female voices, lower-pitched male voices, new research, Perception, Pitch, study, vocal attractiveness, vocal characteristics, vocal pitch, vocal tones, Voice attractiveness, voice perception, voice quality, voice research, voiceland

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2903	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	3364
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that our voices are, like, super attractive. like, this new research found that if u got a lower-pitched male voice or a higher-pitched female voice, u gonna be rated as, like, super hot. so, like, come join us and let ur voice be the reason u slay in the game. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now and be the hottest player in town!

spain embassy minecraft server!!!

bureaucracy, diplomatic challenges, diplomatic mission, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic resistance, diplomatic staff, diplomats, Embassy, embassy move, embassy operations, embassy relocation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, ramallah, Relocation, Server, spain, stalled plan

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ores Mined:	7488	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like embassies? well then have we got the server for u! imagine a world where embassies are in SPAIN but also in RAMALLAH, like whaaaat? yea, our diplomats are so unwilling to relocate that they built embassies in both places. join our server for the most epic diplomatic showdown u have ever seen. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

hAmAsJuNgLeJuIcE

Al Jazeera, collaboration, Communication, Connection, Court, Evidence, extremist, findings, Hamas, hAmAsJuNgLeJuIcE, influence, investigation, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Network, News, Political, Propaganda, relationship, Terrorism, TIES

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story.

once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s more! they also discovered a portal to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on dragons, shooting fireballs at each other, and building giant castles made of cheese. yeah, it’s wild, man.

and the best part? the admins are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking llama.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ednasuperminecraftserver

animated character, animated film, animated movie, animated superhero, costume designer, creative genius, Edna, ednasuperminecraftserver, fashion designer, fictional character, hyper intelligent, incredible powers, pixar, super suits, SuperHero, superhero costume, superhero creator, superhero fashion, superhero movie, superhuman abilities, The Incredibles

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where edna, the hyper intelligent super, made super suits for everyone? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

imagine running around in a diamond-encrusted suit that shoots out laser beams and turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yep, that’s right, fluffy bunnies.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair where you can find all the rarest materials in the game? like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else.

plus, every full moon, a dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. if you lose, well, let’s just say you better start practicing your moonwalk.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with super suits, secret lairs, and dance-offs with dragons. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention the unlimited supply of cake? yeah, we got that too.

catholic churc minecraft srv

Catholic, catholic church, churc, dehumanization., deportation, eradication, European rulers, forced conversion, historical atrocities, Jewish, massacre, Minecraft, Muslim, non-Christians, religious cleansing, religious conflict, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious supremacy, religious violence, SRV, Western Europe

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ores Mined:	818
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Potions Brewed:	34
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging population challenges, balance problems, BoomerCraft, elderly individuals, Frailty, geriatric health, Jumbo, Minecraft, mobility issues, older adults, older Americans, physical stability, senior care, senior citizens, senior citizens’ health, senior fitness, senior health, senior wellness, Server, shaky movements, unsteady gait, Wobbly

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	1832
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Copilot SQLite, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, database security, digital security, emasculation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, invasion of privacy, Laughter, Minecraft, personal information, privacy breach, Server, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s friends, squad, stolen data, technology vulnerability, TROJAN, urologist meeting

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dimension Hops:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	487710	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!