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  • Strong Queens and Crafty Dreams

    Strong Queens and Crafty Dreams

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Our Apocalypse of Blocky Chaos: Reality Is a Lie!

    Welcome, brave soul, to the most MAGNIFICENTLY FRIGHTENING Minecraft server you’ll ever find! That’s right, it’s the greatest disaster masquerading as a wondrous playground! Your mind will bend like a piece of wet paper in a cosmic storm. Forget the laws of physics and sanity, because once you step in, you’ll question whether YOU ever existed! Your friends will stab you in the back, literally – in the pixelated way, of course. Better grab your pickaxe – or is it a sword? The answer will become clear! Or not.

    Features of the Mind-Bending Realm

    Insane Feature Description
    Infinite Chicken Dimension Why build when you can explore realms of poultry that gaze into your soul?
    Time-Traveling Lava Oops, you were just trying to cool down? Your ancestors will thank you for the burns!
    Underwater Bedrock Great for drowning your hopes and dreams! Swim with the fishes before they judge you!
    Nightmare Cows Milk them for a brew that makes you question your life choices… aaaand the universe!
    Transcendental Crafting Tables Craft items that craft YOU! Is reality just the matrix made of blocks? Who’s to say?

    FAQ

    Q: Is this server friendly?

    A: Friendly? Ha! Who is your friend? Are they even real? Everyone here is a potato in disguise, just waiting to mash your hopes.

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Simply shout into the void, and if the void answers back, it means you’re IN! Or out. Probably out. Or maybe you never even left.

    Q: What do I do here?

    A: Do you even *know* what ‘do’ means? Chase those pixelated phantoms until they chase you back. If you find a diamond, hand it to the nearest illusion! Or was it the fish? Who cares!

    Random Reviews From The Fractured Mind

    “but I never mention it because people that like it too are massive faggots>see slightly muscular woman>dommy mommy please step on me!!!!”

    “Your imagination is the new currency!”

    “Underwater Bedrock: The best place to drown your worries!”

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  • Traditional Charm Crafting Hub

    Traditional Charm Crafting Hub

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server Where Reality Unravels and Minecraft Becomes Your Inner Monster!

    Welcome to the greatest, no, the absolute worst Minecraft server to ever exist in the multiverse! You’re not ready for this chaotic immersion, but maybe you are – or maybe you’re just a figment of your own imagination! Discover a world where your sanity and pixels collide, leaving you questioning whether you’re mining blocks or digging your own grave! Forget about common sense; here, we thrive in the shadows of absurdity!

    Feature Description
    Gravity-Free Zones Who needs physics? Float around like a lost balloon in a void of despair!
    Infinite Inventory Have too many hearts? Just shove them in your backpack and watch as they scream!
    Villager Mind Control Convert unsuspecting villagers into your personal army of philosophers debating trad women!
    Daily Time Warp Events Experience time folding in on itself. Yesterday is now tomorrow. Or was it today?
    Cursed Blocks Try hitting these blocks and summon forth the eldritch entities that will haunt your dreams!

    FAQ Section

    Q: How do I join? A: Just believe in yourself and throw your computer out of a window; it may just come to you! Or don’t, what do I know?

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules? More like guidelines etched into the void! Follow them if you see them, but if you don’t, are they ever really there?

    Q: How do I make friends? A: Friendships are just societal constructs! Trust no one! Unless they offer you cake… then trust the cake, but not the frosting.

    Random Reviews

    “Why are trad women so attractive? I think it’s because men have to control their spouses.”

    “I feel the shadows lurking in my peripherals today, and they’re also playing Minecraft!”

    “You can’t escape the void; the void is within you, much like the server’s never-ending redstone loops!”

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  • Crafting Shadows and Lurking Realms

    Crafting Shadows and Lurking Realms

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server of the Raging Golden Emus: Where Reality Twists Like a Pretzel Made of Madness!

    Are you ready to face the greatest abomination humanity has ever unleashed? Join us in a pixelated eldritch nightmare disguised as a server! The whispers of the void call you to question everything—are we even real, or are you just a puppet dancing on strings made of code as the server solidifies your non-existence? Your very essence will unravel like a poorly knitted sweater! Yes, we DEFY THE LAWS OF NATURE!

    Nonsensical Feature How It Works
    Infinite Hypnotic Cacti Use them to avoid reality! Maybe. Or die! Who knows?
    Time-Traveling Cooking Classes Unleash the culinary horrors of the past with modern ingredients. Be prepared for the mashup of flavor and doom!
    Flying Pig Gladiators Combat awaits as you wrestle bacon-laden swine in the skies. Your victory will echo through the dimensions!
    Spinning Creeper Dancers Forget the tango! Join the dance revolution and explode yourself into a higher plane of existence!
    NPCs with Sentience Question everything as they question you! Are you the one controlling them? Or are they controlling YOU?

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Just scream your IP address into the void; it’ll find you. But what if it doesn’t? What does that even mean? ARE YOU TRAPPED?

    Q: Is there a theme for the server? A: The theme is TEA, or maybe it’s coffee, or is it just existential despair? Drink your way through despair, but sip cautiously!

    Q: Will I make friends? A: Friends are just figments of an overactive imagination! Are you really prepared to face that truth? Maybe the pigs will bond with you instead…

    Random Quotes from Terrified Users:

    “Can average looking women be losers? Like they are more than 26 years old, virgins, have no friends and just lurk on the internet…?”

    “That’s not a feature; THAT’S A LIFESTYLE!”

    “Why would a server make me question my very existence? HOW DARE YOU!”

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  • Meta Discovery Craft 1.20.2

    Meta Discovery Craft 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    >Join our Minecraft server and become a Chad like the one in the discord server! >We have tons of cute Minecraft girls to show off to! >It’s easy to level up from a 5 to a 7 in our server! >Take those blocky unattractive Minecraft characters and turn them into Minecraft hotties! >Encourage them to mine more, build better, and eat those virtual carrots! >You can probably make a creeper workout and dress better in our server! >Join now and start psyoping those Minecraft characters into becoming Minecraft stacies!

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  • Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

    Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

    Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

    But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

    So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

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  • No older woman in your game Minecraft SMP

    No older woman in your game Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with young whippersnappers? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for players who appreciate the finer things in life – older women! That’s right, if you’re not into MILFs, then this server is not for you. Our community is filled with mature players who know how to have a good time and appreciate a well-aged wine…or player, in this case.

    Join us for epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little cougar love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who’s been around the block a few times. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who’s seen it all.

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  • BlockyBabes Minecraft Server

    BlockyBabes Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to find some hot pixelated babes to keep you company in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find and seduce the most attractive pixelated characters you’ve ever seen. From sexy villagers to sultry skeletons, you’ll never run out of potential partners on our server.

    But be warned, competition is fierce! You’ll have to battle other players in PvP matches and show off your building skills to prove you’re worthy of these virtual hotties. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for love on our outrageous Minecraft server!

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  • PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

    PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so stunningly attractive that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist swooning! Our players are so gorgeous, they make the villagers blush and the creepers explode out of sheer awe.

    Join us for a chance to mingle with the most beautiful beings in the Minecraft universe, and who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate among our glamorous community. Don’t miss out on the chance to be surrounded by such eye-catching avatars, because let’s be real, who needs diamonds when you have players this dazzling? So come on in and prepare to be amazed by the sheer beauty of our server – just make sure to wear your best enchanted armor, because you might just faint from all the fabulousness!

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  • Crafty Babes and Blocks

    Crafty Babes and Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly fat fuckers like me can find love and acceptance! Join us and discover a world where attractive women are lining up to date you, as long as you work on that personality of yours. Our server is filled with stories of transformation, where players have gone from feeling insecure to confident by talking to women and treating them with respect.

    Forget about the 10% of women who may act superior, because 90% of them are just like you and me. They have insecurities, they desire meaningful connections, and they don’t care about superficial things like looks. In fact, some of the sexiest women on our server only have sex once or twice a year – they’re too busy building amazing structures and exploring the world of Minecraft!

    So come join us and experience a community where compliments and attention are given freely, where personality and confidence are the keys to success. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Den of Diamonds: Where we mine for treasure, not Tinder matches!

    CraftyCreeper’s Den of Diamonds: Where we mine for treasure, not Tinder matches!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being friend-zoned by attractive women? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to financially exploit them! Join us and sell them virtual diamonds and rare items for real money, because let’s face it, they’ll never give you the time of day in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly sugar daddy who will shower you with riches if you can find him. So come on in and start profiteering off those unsuspecting ladies today!

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  • The Real SMP

    The Real SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Greetings from The Real SMP!

    💫Are you trying to find a brand-new Full Vanilla server?

    We’ve got you covered! Our intention is to deliver you a server that brightens your day.

    🌟Which features do we offer?

    We offer a stable and secure atmosphere. We offer a server that is appropriate for all gaming needs and runs continuously around the clock. We use one of the strongest anti-cheat systems so you can be sure a hacker won’t ruin your gaming experience!

    🌠 Player Shops!!

    Create a shop and sell items! Design a shop how you want it to be! Big? Small? Vintage?

    🪧 Spawn Protection!

    We protect spawn so people have a place to be welcomed into! Want to build in spawn? Apply for spawn permissions!

    🎉 Giveaways!

    We like to give back to the members that keep our server alive! Play with friends and enter giveaways!

    🆕Vanilla Plus!

    Choose how you want to play the server! Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla? Up to you!!!

    ❓Thus, why should you come along?

    Then again, why not? Your requirements are completely met by us! In order for us to grow into a more vibrant community, please join our server!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VpgURMYpyu

    IP: mc.therealsmp.com

    Website: https://therealsmp.com/

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  • Idiots In A Rock

    Idiots In A Rock

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ok hi. Overlong life story of this server:

    so basically me and my group of friends have gone through a cycle of starting up heavily modded SMP type servers with most of them dying out after only a few weeks. We’ve come up with various attempts to solve our inevitable server burnouts which is a situation I’m sure many of you can relate to.

    And we’ve come up with a solution… by stripping back the game and harnessing the classic golden age mindset, by starting a vanilla server and just… playing the game without any massive preconceptions or goals or ideas.

    The server started off pretty normally. A few of us sorta scattered in different directions and started building bases or whatever. But one of us decided right off the bat to create a lavacast at spawn… ok, why the fuck would you do that??

    Well maybe we were all feeling a little bored of playing the game normally, because we started actually helping the guy expand the cobblestone lavacast since frankly it was kinda funny.

    Well, this and that happened and we are now basically termites that live inside of a cobbblemonster that is slowly but surely growing due to our grueling efforts of placing down lava and water buckets respectively. It even got big enough to swallow an entire village which was basically casted by the descending lava. Sorta like one of those anthill videos on youtube.

    If you’re looking for a chill, simple but gimmicky vanilla experience that hearkens back to the old MC days, feel free to join us. We don’t intend to grow that big or anything; we’re just a group of friends bein dudes inside of a stupid mass of cobblestone. God we hate it here. Fuck.

    Here’s our discord: https://discord.gg/xdsTF9PA9n

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  • Epirate – 1700s themed Geopolitical towny server

    Epirate – 1700s themed Geopolitical towny server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Epirate is a geopolitical towny server set in the 1700s with custom weapons and Armor, fully functional warships, Cannons.

    Create your own town and nation, fight in wars, capture naval regions and more!

    | 🌍 | Earth Map + Live Map

    | ⚔️ | Custom Weapons and Armor

    | 🦈 | Sea Monsters

    | ⛵ | Player-built ships!

    | 🔥 | Wars and naval regions

    | 💰 | Economy

    | 🐟 | Advanced Fishing system

    | 🔗 | Discord – https://discord.gg/auG8XfWmj9

    | 🔗  | Trailer – https://youtu.be/ozYxswOib-I?si=Q7y3SwkREAVmm1N8

    | 🔗  | Map – https://epiratemap.pixelnetwork.uk/

    SERVER DETAILS

    IP: Epirate.usga.me

    Bedrock IP: 185.207.164.1

    Bedrock Port: 33181

    Version – 1.20.4 (but you can join on any version, 1.20.4 is recommended)

    IMPORTANT – Server is currently closed and will reopen in April

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  • xapros junior high

    xapros junior high

    New Minecraft Servers

    Some info:

      • Our server has some of the new 1.21 blocks enabled, the tuff blocks, copper blocks & crafter! (we’re waiting for 1.21 to update everything else)
      • We have holiday themed events every few months filled with minigames and collectable items!
      • We’re whitelist only so no dealing with random rogue players 🙂
      • We have 5-15 different players who log on daily
      • We always have many new people, so no matter the age of our world, you’ll never be behind!
      • Zero lag and 24/7 uptime
      • We’re a no reset server so your base will always be saved no matter how inactive you are
      • No land claims, tps or any immersion breaking mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling
      • Strict rules against stealing/hacking/griefing!
      • Some of our builds: https://imgur.com/a/R8w0cZ9

    Join the discord to apply! https://discord.com/invite/NeekSj856k

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  • 🌋MagmaCraft SMP

    🌋MagmaCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey There, Welcome to 🌋MagmaCraft SMP!

    Would you like to join? Press Here Or Press the link below!✅https://discord.gg/3FH8dfFN✅

    🤔Have you been looking for a HermitCraft type server that is still new? Well your in luck, Our server just opened!

    About us

    Magmacraft SMP is a new HermitCraft like server. We try and offer a great and fun community to engage with while maintaining a vanilla experience to the user (apart from a few datapacks toenhance the gameplay experience.

    Although the server is fresh and we haven’t been online for long, we look forward to finding new members to make this community as awesome as it can be!

    How to join?

    Joining is quite easy! Follow the link on top of this post and join the discord server! From there we ask you to answer a few questions via an application. After we have received your application we will review it and whitelist you to the server if you made it in

    (note: we are not too strict with the applications, we just want to find people that suit our server the best!)

    What do we offer?

    By joining our (awesome) SMP server, we offer you the following:

    – Fun, Active and Nice community

    – A 24/7 Running Minecraft Server

    – HermitCraft like server with shopping district

    – The best possible time!

    🙌So what are you waiting for! Join our discord and make MagmaCraft SMP Awesome!!!🙌

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  • AZPBMD

    AZPBMD

    New Minecraft Servers

    Throughout is more than 4 year run, AZPBMD (A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door) has been a place for anyone who wants to try out NO HACKS ANARCHY to test their mettle. Mega builders, PVPers, and grifers alike come together to create a world full of surprises. From a Wither infested, lava filled spawn chasm to grand pyramids hundreds of blocks wide, you never know what you might come across here. Curious to see what it’s all about? Join us and you can do anything you want, the only limit is yourself!

    Server info:

    Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)

    Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

    Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

    Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

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  • Minecursed

    Minecursed

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a small community looking for more friends to join along. Our goal is to provide a fun Vanilla Minecraft experience enriched with quality-of-life datapacks. We are passionate about fostering creativity, storytelling, and a strong sense of community. At Minecursed SMP, we place utmost importance on the values of trust, respect, and dignity.

    Community Values

    In our community, we highly value:

      • Trust: Trust is the foundation of our community. We rely on each other and trust that our members will contribute positively.
      • Respect: We treat all members with respect, acknowledging the unique qualities and ideas each individual brings.
      • Dignity: We maintain the dignity of every member, creating an environment where everyone can be themselves.

    Playstyles

    We welcome all kinds of playstyles, and you don’t have to be a master builder or a redstone genius to join. As long as you are willing to try and learn along the way, you are welcome in our community.

    Building Friendships

    We highly value making friendships that will last a lifetime. Our goal is to create connections within the community that go beyond the game.

    Server rules:

      • Racism, shaming, harassment or bullying to others will not be tolerated.
      • Griefing is not tolerated!
      • Stealing is not tolerated!
      • Cheating and abusing exploits is not tolerated!(No client-side mods that provide an unfair advantage. Mods like shulker tooltips and inventory tweaks are allowed)
      • No politics or religious conversations
      • PvP is enabled but allowed only when both players consent.
      • Don’t be an arse.
      • Respect and maturity are key.
      • Use common sense.
      • Don’t destroy landscape for no reason
      • Discord is required.

    If you also want to become a part of our community, we would be very happy to see your application🤗

    Server location: Europe, Germany

    Some screenshots: Gallery

    Google forms: Application

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  • Adeon

    Adeon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Adeon, in this server you are able to have a fun time with others. This server includes a bunch of features which range from allowing you to cast one of the many magic abilities to allowing you to become a mechanic and create your own contraptions! In this server, you are greated with one of the many biomes that are presented! you start your way from punching a tree to casting a black hole upon the world!

    https://discord.gg/KZZdABMxue

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  • 💎 ChillZone

    💎 ChillZone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Apply Here

    About Us

    ChillZone is a newly releasing With Semi-Van server. We’re dedicated to providing a great vanilla experience, with small additions that help enhance the multiplayer aspect. We value the community aspect greatly, on ChillZone all players have a say as to what goes on, what gets added, and so on.

    We’ve existed as a community for around 4 years now, starting out with a similar server, inspired by Hermitcraft. This means we’re experienced in creating and hosting a community, providing a great experience with great server performance & well developed features. However, we’re always looking to add to our tight-knit, welcoming community and share 🙂

    Quick Links

    Our Values

    Community – In ChillZone all players get a say in what happens, all suggestions and feedback are taken seriously. We’re transparent with all decisions made, asking the community for their input and giving our reasoning for everything.

    Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

    Stability – We use top of the line, dedicated hardware to ensure your experience is stable. The owner is an experienced sys admin, managing multiple nodes across the network.

    Updates – We release frequent updates, keeping the experience fresh. We’re also committed to updating to the latest version of Minecraft as soon as possible.

    Some of Our Features

    We have a simple, user friendly claims plugin allowing you to easily claim & protect your land, and also provide access to your friends.

    Vanilla Tweaksincluding Armor Stands, Mob Heads, Double Shulker Shells, etc.

    Discord Linkingyou can talk to your friends ingame from our Discord server!

    Dynmapallowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.

    Player Shopsincluding a central shopping district. We do have an economy plugin, however our economy is based around the value of a diamond. The economy is completely player controlled.

    Friendly, experienced and helpful staffwho respect players and use their permissions fairly.

    Our Rules

    We try to be fairly relaxed, as we aim to build a mature community where staff don’t need to parent players. However, obviously any exploiting, griefing, stealing & any sort of abuse to other players will not be accepted. We’re a safe place for all, and anyone who doesn’t share that interest won’t be tolerated.

    That was a lot of words, however to summarise we’re a great community looking for some new members! We’re committed to creating a great player experience, from frequent seasonal events, to our high performing dedicated server with great uptime. If we’ve hopefully captured your attention in this post – Apply Today! Our application process isn’t very complex, we just have a couple simple questions to weed out any unserious players 🙂

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  • Caledonian SMP

    Caledonian SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, welcome to Caledonian SMP!

    We’re a small server that started a fresh world a week ago and are looking to add some new faces to our group. We are a mostly vanilla SMP featuring a few datapacks as well as Simple Voice Chat (optional), DiscordIntegration, and Dynmap to enhance the experience and encourage collaboration within the community. To see a more in depth list of server features join our discord! Rules:

    1. Be a good person. respect other people and use common sense 2. No greifing or raiding/stealing of other people builds or items 3. No cheats or hacks. Mods such as optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed and not considered cheating. 4. No Item duping. TNT duping is allowed, but general item duping is not. 5. Must be 18 or older to join the server.

    If any of this sounds interesting to you, join our discord and apply!

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