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Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

The Real Estate Market Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crops Grown:	7187	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has the hottest real estate market in the game! We’ve got mansions, castles, and even underwater villas up for grabs. And rumor has it, if you build your house on a diamond block, you’ll never have to worry about creepers again!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in feathers and eggs. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his title as the rightful ruler of all poultry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the infamous Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

TinyJoysMC SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the power to control time itself! So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BdayBlockBonanza

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	1611
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Oh, forget about boring old birthday presents, join our Minecraft server and we’ll give you the gift of endless fun and adventure! Imagine this: on your birthday, you log in and find a giant cake made entirely out of diamonds waiting for you in the middle of a lush jungle. But be careful, because the cake is guarded by a pack of wild creepers who are just dying to blow out your candles! And that’s not all, we also have a special birthday quest where you have to hunt down a rare pink sheep and shear it to make a birthday suit of armor. Trust us, this server is the ultimate birthday present you never knew you needed!

Lit London English Teachers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like, run by a group of literature teachers from London who are actually english english teachers. they teach u how to build epic castles and stuff while reciting shakespearean sonnets. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden library in the server, u unlock a secret quest to find the lost diamond sword of king arthur. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and let’s get literary in minecraft, mate!

Arctic Plant Party

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ores Mined:	8079	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Yo, yo, yo! listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to explore Antarctica but without all the cold and danger? well, do we have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft server where the Antarctic Peninsula is LIT with plant cover! From less than 0.9 square kilometres to almost 12 square kilometres, that’s like, a bazillion percent increase, bro!

Imagine building your base surrounded by lush vegetation in the frozen tundra. You can have a pet penguin as your sidekick and ride polar bears into battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs the real Antarctica when you can have this epicness? Join now and become the ultimate Antarctic explorer!

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Emeralds Found:	8374	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ores Mined:	1426	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you ready to forgive and forget on this wild and wacky Minecraft server? Join us for a chance to redeem yourself and make amends with all the creepers you’ve blown up in the past. Our server is filled with forgiveness and fun, where you can build bridges (literally) with your enemies and turn your TNT into hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself was forgiven on our server and now spends his days hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our diamond ore is said to grant wishes to those who mine it with a pure heart (and a strong pickaxe).

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to forgive and forget in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, forgiveness is key…unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off.

Diana’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that Diana Serday herself roams these lands, seeking out brave adventurers to join her in epic quests and battles. Who was Bind referring to when he mentioned M? Could it be a secret code for hidden treasures waiting to be discovered? Only those who join our server will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and endless possibilities, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of Diana Serday herself!

529Craft: Son’s Loot Only

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6027
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrilling tale of a 40-year-old player who is torn between saving for his biological son’s college fund and his stepdaughters feeling left out. Will he be able to balance the financial needs of his blended family while navigating the treacherous waters of child support dodging bio dads?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a wife who just found out about her husband’s secret college fund and the stepdaughters who have been living the high life with international trips and competitive sports. Will they all come together in harmony or will the Minecraft world be torn apart by financial woes?

Join our server now and choose your side in this epic battle of savings accounts and stepfamily dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who stirs up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!

LifeGoalz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1992	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams come true and reality is just a suggestion. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft even more ridiculous together!