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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 264 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 194 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.
so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!