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CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Votes:	3228	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4179	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	New Chunks Explored:	519626
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crops Grown:	7792	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Animals Bred:	195

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	New Chunks Explored:	93790
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	170	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Votes:	9517	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	272
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2439

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

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