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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9646 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Animals Bred: | 163 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Join us and be a part of a community that’s smaller than the Chinese population (according to some random guy on the internet). That’s right, our server is so exclusive, it makes the CCP’s reported numbers look inflated! With a birth rate lower than 1 child per woman since the early 2000s, our server is like a rare diamond in the rough.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more laughs than a creeper prank gone wrong. So come on down and join us for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Who needs China when you’ve got us?