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CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

abroad, authoritarian regime, BRAINWASHING, CommieCraft, communism, control, Dictatorship, education, global affairs, Government, ideological training, international relations, isolationism, North Korea, outside influence, Overseas, policy, political indoctrination, Propaganda, ReEducation, RETURN, return home, Students

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mines Excavated:	1243
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

cream, Discord, Ice, meets, Minecraft, Prosper, served, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

blocky, fanskroni, Fauna, gfe, gfe content, goes hard, love, Minecraft, never anti, Server, Story, take note

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	427964	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

adult content, adventurous, confession explicit, dinger, DingerInPlopPipe, experience sexual encounter, Forbidden, hidden, INTIMATE, lady, lustful, memorable passionate, Minecraft, Personal, plop pipe, private moment, RISQUE, secret, smp, taboo

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, catchy, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, IntroSkipper, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, never skip, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, smp, television, theme song, title sequence, tv show

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ores Mined:	6026
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

anger, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExBlockerz, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving on, Pain, relationship trauma, Resentment, self love, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationship

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8405	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

Abi, autist, cartoony game trends, cartoony graphics, DEPRESSING, game trends, grey, hate, military simulation., Minecraft, rainbow graphics, Realistic, realistic graphics, RealisticCraft, Server, Shooter, Survival, Tarkov, Timmy, Ukraine, video games, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

FilterFrenzy Minecraft SMP

FilterFrenzy, FILTERS, firsties, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Votes:	2100
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all…the mythical rainbow llama unicorn! Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of block-breaking madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

NoBoastZoneMC

achievement, aita, bragging, Communication, concern, family, Fever, misunderstanding, NoBoastZoneMC, parents, praise, Preparation, relationship, Results, School exams, stress, success, Support, Top University, university entrance exam, validation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	692
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of being underestimated by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! Just like this player who didn’t study for their school exams, but still aced their university entrance exam with a whopping 98%!

On our server, you can prove all the haters wrong and become the ultimate Minecraft master, even if you didn’t study for it. So come on, join us and show the world what you’re made of! Who needs good grades when you have mad Minecraft skills, am I right?

HungryHeroCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	5354

so, like, imagine you’re a superhero, right? but you can’t even eat fast enough to keep up with all the crime-fighting you’re doing. that’s where our server comes in, bro. we got food that makes you eat super fast, like you’re a freakin’ vacuum cleaner. you’ll be able to save the world and still have time for a snack.

plus, we got this crazy story about a group of pandas who learned how to fly by eating enchanted bamboo. now they’re soaring through the skies, dropping gifts for players to find. you could be the lucky one to snag a flying panda mount and zoom around the server like a boss.

not to mention, we have a secret underground city where the villagers have developed a taste for adventure. they’ll challenge you to crazy tasks and reward you with rare items. it’s like a whole new world beneath the surface, waiting to be explored.

so come join us on the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre server out there. who needs regular old superheroes when you can have flying pandas and underground villagers? let’s get weird, my dudes.