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UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

ass, brand, clothing, comfortable, Cowboy, cowboy chic, denim, Durable, fashion, fashion statement, iconic, long-lasting, rear pockets, Statement, Style, trendy, W design, western wear, wow, Wrangler jeans, WranglerCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

DucksMC Network

Custom, DucksMC, Minecraft, Network, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Farms Harvested:	886	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Do you want to have fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can play with your friends in modes like Survival Custom and many more. We look forward to seeing you!

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Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

AdvancedCrates, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, BUILD, Chaos, Chestsort, city, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empires, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, INSANE, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Jobs, LuckyBounties, MechanicsCore, Minepacks, Surviving, turrets, York

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Animals Bred:	74	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Links	Discord	Store	Server IP

Overview	Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.

Server Details	90+ plugins	Decade+ of admin experience	Updated to version 1.21

	Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc.	Vassal Factions within Empires	Edict courthouse for governance

Key Plugins	AdvancedCrates	AdvancedEnchantments	BarbedWire	Factions	EconomyShopGUI-Premium	WorldGuard	and many more

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.

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CraftyMex Minecraft Server

CraftyMex, edishon, hilo riley, Mexican, mexican art, mexican celebration, mexican cuisine, mexican culture, mexican festival, mexican food, mexican heritage, Mexican History, mexican holiday, mexican language, Mexican music, mexican party, mexican style, Mexican traditions, mexican travel, mexican vacation, mexico, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Dimension Hops:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs all over the place, it’s like a bacon-filled sky circus.

Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

America, aunt, Boyfriend, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, family, Gay, Homophobia, Minecraft, QueerCraft, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic relatives at family gatherings? Do you wish you could escape to a world where acceptance and fun reign supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own rainbow castle, ride unicorns, and slay dragons with your fabulous friends. Leave behind the drama of your family and immerse yourself in a world where love is love and everyone is welcome.

Don’t let your aunt’s wedding bring you down – come join us and let your true colors shine! Who needs a homophobic aunt when you can have a virtual family of supportive and loving players? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Join now and let the good times roll!

DebtDramaCraft

BONUS, budgeting, Communication, credit card debt, DEBT, DebtDramaCraft, family finances, finances, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, Gaming, Guilt, long term debt, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, PS5, spending habits, stay-at-home dad, working mom

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Towns Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging guilt trips and demands for PSN cards. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from spouses who think they deserve £200 a month for games and toys.

Embark on crazy quests and explore our virtual realm, where you won’t have to justify your spending or deal with passive-aggressive comments about your bonus from work. Build a castle, tame a dragon, do whatever your heart desires without someone breathing down your neck about debts and finances.

So come on, join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you owe is your creativity and imagination. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for wanting to buy the whole collection of toys for your virtual son!

CelebRoomie Minecraft SMP

celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, celebrity housemate, celebrity lifestyle, celebrity living situation, celebrity roomie, celebrity roommate, celebrity roommate dream, celebrity roommate dream come true, CelebRoomie, dream roommate, famous roommate, favorite celebrity, ideal roommate, living with a celebrity, living with a star, Minecraft, roommate dream, roommate fantasy, roommate fantasy come true, roommate goals, roommate wish, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mines Excavated:	1966
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Votes:	7071
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you could have a chance to have a celebrity as your roommate! Imagine building a house with Beyoncé or going on mining adventures with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Leonardo DiCaprio to fight off creepers or have Taylor Swift serenade you while you mine for diamonds? Join us for a chance to live out your wildest celebrity roommate fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

JoyBlockz

daily delights, daily happiness, daily happiness boost, everyday happiness, everyday joy, JoyBlockz, little moments of joy, little pleasures, little things, moments of happiness, moments of joy, simple joys, simple pleasures, small daily joys, small daily pleasures, small joys, small moments, small pleasures in life, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, tiny joys

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a poultry overlord who rules with an iron beak and demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. But fear not, brave adventurer, for if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive “Squid Squad,” a group of underwater rebels who have declared war on all land-dwellers. Join their cause and ride into battle on the backs of giant squids armed with tridents and ink bombs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to laughter, in which case, maybe steer clear).