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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7836 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking chicken named Cluckington.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that if you collect enough golden apples, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!