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Hit Me Up in Minecraft

anger, bottling up, control, coping, counseling, emotional regulation, emotions, emotions management, Hit, Hitting, impulse control, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Outburst, Release, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress, Therapy, urges

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Do you ever feel like randomly hitting things? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, you can let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all who stand in your way. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and release all that built-up tension.

But be warned, if you don’t release your anger in-game, you might end up like the player who started randomly hitting things in real life. Don’t let that happen to you! Join our server and let the madness begin.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start smashing, crushing, and destroying everything in sight! Let the chaos reign supreme on our Minecraft server!

KanaCraft: Renai LOLculation Server

10 years, 450000 times, addiction, Anime, Daily, Dedication, Fan, internet, japanese, Kana Hanazawa, KanaCraft, LOLculation, meme, Music, Obsession, Otaku, record-breaking, Renai, Renai Circulation, Repetition, Server, viral, voice actor

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the most dedicated fans of Kana Hanazawa’s “Renai Circulation” are welcome! 🎶

Picture this: a man who listened to this iconic song 450,000 times in just 10 years has graced our server with his presence. That’s right, he’s practically a LEGEND in the making!

Join us for a chance to meet this music aficionado and maybe even challenge him to a dance-off in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation on YouTube with your epic Minecraft moves!

So why wait? Dive into our server and let the music of Kana Hanazawa guide you to victory! 🕺💃

Blocky Banter

1. Newer Socials, banter, blocky, Digital Marketing, networking 2. online community, online networking, social engagement, social media, social media advertising, social media branding 9. social media content, social media engagement, social media followers, social media growth 8. social media analytics, social media marketing, social media networking 6. social media management, social media platform 4. social interaction, social media presence 10. social media audience, social media strategy 7. social media influencer, social media tools, social media trends., social networking 3. social platform, social networking app 5. virtual community, social networking site

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Votes:	488

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS that poop rainbows, PIGS that can fly, and CHICKENS that lay golden eggs.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. Legend has it that if you defeat him in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with DIAMOND armor and weapons that shoot EXPLODING sheep. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most EPIC Minecraft community in the world!

IncelCraft: Where even Poobros can’t make excuses!

DATING, discrimination, EXCUSE, Excuses, IncelCraft, Insecurity, Loneliness, Masculinity, mental health, poobro, Poobros, Race, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, social norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Therapy, toxic masculinity, white girlfriend, white incel

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hopeless white incel can find love! Imagine a world where poobros are dating white girlfriends left and right, leaving our poor incels feeling left out. But fear not, on our server, we have created a special Love Potion that guarantees you will find your dream white girlfriend in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the rare Diamond Ring of Love, rumored to have magical powers that will attract any white girlfriend to you. But beware, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous Creeper-infested caves and battle fierce Ender Dragons to reach your ultimate goal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those poobros that even white incels can find love in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love or Hate

blocky, charismatic, cool guy, cute, death metal, Entertaining, funny, Gaming, hate, hate it, hololive, love, love it, mori calliope, Music, Rap, regular basis, STREAMS, TALENTED, trending, Unique, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server and play with the one and only Mori Calliope! She’s not just a pretty cool guy, she’s also a master builder who can create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that she once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a stack of dirt.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, creepers that explode into rainbows, and diamonds that rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by Notch himself. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

GTX1070 StruggleCraft: Where even your graphics card can’t handle the fun!

1080p, CARD, crisis situation, Frustration, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming disappointment, gaming expectations, gaming experience, gaming graphics, gaming performance, gaming problems, Gaming Rig, gaming setup, graphics, Graphics Card, gtx1070, handle, hardware struggles, medium settings, Old Game, performance issues, StruggleCraft, unexpected

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Star Shards Collected:	270	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of your GTX1070 struggling to keep up with 1080p medium settings on a 9-year-old game? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server for the most outrageous and insane Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Our server is so intense that your GTX1070 will thank you for the break from the crisis situation it’s been in.

With modern HTML formatting and lolzy descriptions, our server will have you laughing and playing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Battle Royale: Civilizations Clash

battle, blocky, bugeaters, Civilization, Civilizations, clash, clash of civilizations, collapse, cultural conflict, Defeat, DOMINATE, final clash, future of humanity, gayrope, geopolitical competition, global domination, Globohomo, new world order, power struggle, Royale.., societal evolution, super civilization, trannie, Victory, world history

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2047	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can dominate the future of humanity and establish a new super civilization! Forget about gayrope falling apart and globohomo trannie bugeaters, this is where the real action is at.

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and the chance to build your own empire. Who needs real life when you can rule over a virtual world with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly legendary. Join now and show the world what you’re made of!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

aventurine, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, destiny, drip marketing, gacha, Honkai, Honkai Impact, HonkaiCraft, Inherently Unjust, jingliu, Light Cone Banners, lolz, Luka, Lynx, mobile game, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Serval, star, star rail, Thread Template, Trailer

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! Join us for a journey like no other, where you can build towering castles, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for drama, and battle creepers with the ferocity of a warrior on a sugar rush!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who once stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who spoke in memes. They traded rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond pickaxes for the dankest of jokes. Legend has it, if you find this village, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it, there’s a dungeon guarded by a dragon who hoards emeralds like a magpie on steroids. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery beast and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off… with your pickaxe as your partner!

Crafty Crusaders: For Whosoever Shall Call Upon the Name of Steve

begotten Son, BELIEF, Call, call upon the name, christian music, Christianity, Crafty, crusaders, eternal life, everlasting life, FAITH, forgiveness, gospel, grace, Jesus Christ, love, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, Redemption, religious songs, salvation, SAVED, steve, whosoever, Worship, youtube video

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Void Gems Collected:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where calling upon the name of the Lord will save you from creepers and zombies! 🙏🏼

Our server is so LOLZY that God himself gave his only begotten Son just so you can have everlasting life in this pixelated world. And guess what? He plays on our server too! 😱

Join us for EPIC battles against evil mobs, build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures, and maybe even have a chat with God himself while you’re at it. Who knew Minecraft could be so heavenly? 🌟

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join us on this HEAVENLY adventure! 🚀🕊️

AnimeMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii in the Wild West

(subculture), 90s, animation, Anime, AnimeMangaCraft, Canada, childhood memories, comics, Community, creeper, Fan, Fandom, influence, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, meets, Nostalgia, Otaku, pop culture, Retro, trends, Usa, West, Wild

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3963	Players Killed by Monsters:	8187
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of living in the boring real world and want to escape to a place where anime and manga rule supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where every block is a pixelated masterpiece and every character is a cosplay waiting to happen. Our server is filled with anime and manga references, from giant mechas roaming the landscape to magical girls casting spells left and right.

But that’s not all! Our server also has hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned otaku. Can you find the legendary Dragon Balls scattered throughout the world? Will you be able to defeat the final boss and save the kingdom?

Come join us and experience what it was like to be an anime & manga fan in the west during the 90s, but with a modern twist! Don’t miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious moments that await you on our server. See you there!