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Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Emeralds Found:	5937	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Farms Harvested:	316	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Votes:	1833
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mines Excavated:	2954
Animals Bred:	193	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!

MineLife: 8 Work, 8 Sleep Minecraft Server

balance, daily routine, existentialism, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, Minelife, personal growth, philosophy, productivity, purpose, self-care, Server, Sleep, Time management, well-being, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of the daily grind of working and sleeping? Do you yearn for adventure and excitement in a world where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Zombie King, who roams the land in search of brains to add to his collection. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and claim his crown for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the meaning of life is to build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. Who needs 8 hours of work and 8 hours of sleep when you can spend all day crafting and mining with us?

Creeper Cult: Worship the Explosive Power!

belief system, central belief, Community, creeper, Cult, divine connection, enlightenment, Ethics, explosive, FAITH, Higher power, Meaning, morality, new religion, philosophy, power, purpose, Rituals, sacred texts, Self Discovery, spirituality, Transcendence, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	231
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our new religion-themed world!

Join us as we worship the mighty block gods and embark on epic quests to prove our devotion. Sacrifice your diamonds to appease the mighty Creeper God and receive blessings in return. Build majestic temples in honor of the legendary Ender Dragon and gain special powers to conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground cult dedicated to the elusive Herobrine. Join their ranks and uncover hidden treasures and mysterious powers that will make you the envy of all other players.

So come on down to our server and start your journey to Minecraft enlightenment. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft messiah!

CraftyKremlinWarriors

000, 50, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarriors, Defense, eastern europe, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, incentives, international relations, Kremlin, Mercenaries, Military, payment, Propaganda, recruitment drive, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, strategy, ukraine war

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Farms Harvested:	220	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where we pay you £50,000 just for joining! that’s right, we’re so desperate for players that we’re literally giving away money.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we pay you to play, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got that too.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where we drop anvils on unsuspecting players from the sky. It’s hilarious to watch, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs the Kremlin when you have us?

Regret-FreeCraft

alternative outcomes, being content, Decision making, embracing possibilities, embracing uncertainty, letting go of the past, life philosophy, live without regrets, living fully, living in the present, making choices, mindfulness, moving forward, never consider, no looking back., personal growth, positive mindset, RegretFreeCraft, self improvement, sure way

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF.

WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP OUT DIAMONDS, YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS THAT GIVE YOU ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS TNT EGGS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, TNT EGGS. JUST IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT WOULD ENSUE IF YOU HATCHED ONE OF THOSE BAD BOYS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT WHO CARES? YOLO, AMIRITE?

SquidCraft Sunscreen Co.

eco-friendly sunscreen, Environment, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine conservation efforts, marine conservation research, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine research, Melanin, melanin production, natural ingredients, octopus, pigments, researchers, Squid, squidcraft, sunscreen, sustainable skincare, UV protection

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

So, like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server where the octopus and squid are like, super chill and help make sunscreen? Well, this server is the place for you! Our octopus and squid buddies are like, scientists and stuff, making sure the sunscreen is top-notch and eco-friendly. Plus, they throw the best underwater parties, you won’t want to miss out on that! Join now for a sunscreen-filled adventure like no other!

OctanePvP

Adventure, Artifacts, Bosses, Character, Combat, Exploration, Faction, Factions, homebase.., INVADE, level up, Loot, multiplayer, planet, PvP, Quests, Sandbox, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Victory

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	10

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