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MoaningMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

amenity, comfort, convenience, daily essential, ESSENTIAL, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Lifestyle, Live, luxury, luxury item, LuxuryCraft, modern convenience, must have, necessity, newfound necessity, opulence, Premium, unexpected luxury, Upscale

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	29	Mines Excavated:	3757
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

RubleRumbleCraft

#implosion, Currency, economic collapse, economic news, Economy, exchange rate, financial crisis, Geopolitics, Global markets, inflation, international relations, Kyiv Post, Moscow, oligarchs, putin, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions, stock market, Ukraine

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

FitKids Mental Wellness

adolescence, Childhood, depressive symptoms, emotional well being, Exercise, FitKids, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, Mental, mental health, Mental Wellness, mind-body connection, overall health, physical activity, Physical fitness, Positive Psychology, preventative care, stress, teen years, well-being, wellness, youth development

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

#addons, civilization building, Community Focused, Craft, Create, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, GeoRP, Government, Incorrect, Join, lols, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, nuclear missiles, Politically, PolityCraft, server ip, SIMULATIONS, Tools of Industry, Tools of War, Tribe, villagers, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!

Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

Key Features:
Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms

Server IP:
europa.cheesehosting.net:34003

FAQ
Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, Campaign, celebrity endorsements, democratic party, Endorses, female rock icons, harris, jett, Joan, Joan Jett, Jon Bon Jovi, kamala harris, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music news, mxdwn, Neil Young, News, political activism, political news, Presidential election, Rock Music, smp, Support, Video, women in music

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2465
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Animals Bred:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

con artist, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false promises, financial fraud, fraud, fraudster, gullible, hoax, internet scam, Manipulation, Naive, obvious scam, ObviousFools, rip off, scam, ScamCraft, smp, swindle, Trickery

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

CompliCraft

Achievements, Appearance, CompliCraft, compliments, Confidence, Personality, positive feedback, praise, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception, self-validation, Skills, success, Talents, validation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	369	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Biden administration, CNN Politics, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Demand, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, humanitarian situation, Improvement, international relations, Israel, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace efforts, Server, Support, united states, us politics

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Divine Spears Created:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!