| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6659 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6124 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5552 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8421 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4852 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 74 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 8619 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 834 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5533 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5140 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 120 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5488 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 47 |
| Crops Grown: | 7993 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4317 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7310 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
