| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4618 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 574030 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6186 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 1077 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5819 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9482 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Votes: | 2561 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9003 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8241 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 166 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3438 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5296 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 7224 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9520 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5466 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1805 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9612 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3400 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
