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Creepers in the Mine

bad news, BETRAYAL, CREEPERS, criticism, devastating news, devastating truth, devastation, Disappointment, dreadful, Failure, harsh reality, HEARTBREAK, Loss, rejection, Shocking.., Terrifying, Tragedy, unwanted, unwelcome information, Worst Case Scenario, worst nightmare

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a zombie pigman? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect server for you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about the joy of building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every Tuesday at 3:00 PM sharp?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server if you want to hear the sweet sound of a creeper serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on a loop. Or maybe you’re in the mood for a treasure hunt where the only clues are written in ancient pig Latin.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and chicken armies instead? Join us now, if you dare!

Ukraine’s Speedy Brigade – Invading Russia

aggression, Army, Brigade, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitical, international relations, INVADING, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military strategy, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Speedy, Troops, Ukraine, Ukraines, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Animals Bred:	61	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

come join our minecraft server, where we have the toughest and fastest brigades from ukraine invading russia! we got soldiers in full gear fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s world war 3! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the minecraft world together. plus, our leader is a secret agent who can summon lightning bolts with just a snap of his fingers. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane action-packed server!

SimpCraft Minecraft Server

APPEAL, campaign trail, Communication, demographics, election, grassroots, kennedy, Messaging, Minecraft, Outreach, Persuasion, political campaign, political platform, public opinion, Server, Shanahan, simp, simpcraft, strategy, Tactics, target audience, voterbase, Voting

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3718	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner simp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Kennedy/Shanahan to reach the simp voterbase! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond gifts, virtual roses, and even a special “Simp of the Month” competition where the winner gets to be serenaded by our resident bard with a custom love song. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your simp skills and make new friends who understand your dedication to your favorite Minecraft crush. Join now and let the simp-tastic adventures begin!

TopNotchCrafters Minecraft SMP: Are They Really the Best?

Analysis, Assessment, best, comparison, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Excellence, inquiry, Minecraft, Quality, Questioning, Ranking, review, skepticism, smp, top choice, top option, top pick, top rated, top selection, TopNotchCrafters, uncertainty

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!

PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakout, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, emotional response, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overreaction, personal space, PimplePoppin, Pimples, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, skincare

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3455	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8965
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Love Letters Sent:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.

BlockBuddiesCraft

BlockBuddiesCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, coworker, engaged, Etiquette, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, loyalty, misunderstanding, personal space, professional behavior, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, work trip

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Votes:	7383

Welcome to our Minecraft server where personal space is always respected, unlike poor Marcus on that work trip!

Join us for a fun and friendly community where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No need to worry about awkward shoulder resting situations here, unless of course, you’re into that kind of thing (we don’t judge).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friend like Sam who knows how to respect boundaries and keep things platonic.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of shoulder resting (with consent, of course). See you in the game!

CraftyMinecrafters

addiction, Algorithms, comparison, constant updates, CraftyMinecrafters, cyberbullying, Digital Detox, DISLIKES, echo chambers, fake news, hate, mental health, Misinformation, NEGATIVE, ONLINE, Platforms, privacy concerns, social media, targeted advertising, time consuming, validation seeking

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Tired of dealing with annoying trolls and drama queens on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Our server is a troll-free zone, unless you count the actual trolls that live under our virtual bridges. But don’t worry, they’re more interested in collecting shiny diamonds than causing trouble.

Looking for a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment? On our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks if that’s what tickles your fancy. We don’t judge, we just marvel at your questionable taste in building materials.

Sick of seeing the same old recycled memes and cat videos on your feed? Join our server and experience a whole new world of dank memes and hilarious cat videos – all created by our talented community of players. Who needs social media influencers when you have Minecraft players who can build a functioning roller coaster out of redstone and minecarts?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing trending is your epic builds and ridiculous antics. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and welcoming community anywhere else.

SinaiSmugglersCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, egypt, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, palestine, Politics, qatar, SECURITY, Sinai, SinaiSmugglersCraft, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, weapons

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	155	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!

AntSizedSwordSwing

action, Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime swords, ant sized, AntSizedSwordSwing, Characters, creativity, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, giant weapons, imagination, oversized swords, Size Comparison, small characters, storytelling, sword fighting, Unique, weapons

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	482574	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Potions Brewed:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.

our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.

Cobbled Carp

Boss Pokémon, Cobble Carp, Enhancements, Global, Gyms, Milestones, Minecraft, new biomes, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokémon-Themed Structures, PvE, Size Variation, Terralith, Tokens, TRADES, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dimension Hops:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience: WonderTrade : Dive into thrilling trades with players globally! Experience the excitement of exchanging Pokémon for free with our WonderTrade system. New Biomes : Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources! Gyms : Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements : Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience! Pokédex Milestones : Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits! Vote Rewards and Parties : Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events! Wild Pokémon Size Variation : Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection! Boss Pokémon : Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team. Pokémon-Themed Structures : Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features! PokéBuilder : Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

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