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Lolis Protect Minecraft Server

Anime, bad actors, cute, deities, Effective, Fan Service, FANTASY, GATES, Guardians, hobbies, Lolis, MAGICAL, Manga, Minecraft, Protect, Protectors, Roleplay, Server, shotas, Small, STRONG, Supernatural

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5820	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	250	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where lolis are the key to protecting your precious hobbies! These small deities will fend off any bad actors trying to ruin your fun, but here’s the catch – the more fan service you give them, the stronger they become! Sorry shotas, you’re just not as effective in this realm.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a sprinkle of questionable fan service. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on, join us and let the lolis guide you to victory (and maybe a few awkward moments)!

Minecraft SMP: Je Ne Sais Pa La Vie

Minecraft, sais, smp, VIE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of exploding. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate and you can eat it for a boost of energy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Acne vs Marriage Minecraft Server

acne, Boundaries, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional exhaustion, emotional impact, emotional outburst, Family issues, Generational conflict, Marriage, marriage problems, Minecraft, parental criticism, parental dynamics, parents, personal boundaries, personal space, relationships, Resentment, self esteem, Server, snappy remarks, teenage angst

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Votes:	8050

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family drama like this poor Minecraft player? Well, come join our server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more pesky parents pointing out your acne, just pure, blocky fun. Plus, if you ever feel the urge to make a snappy remark, just type it in the chat and watch the chaos unfold. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

BroTaxBlocker

BroTaxBlocker, ENTITLEMENT, Estate Planning, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family inheritance dispute, family relationships, favoritism, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial support, Inheritance, inheritance distribution, inheritance rights, property taxes, sibling rivalry, will dispute

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, inheritance drama, and GoFundMe campaigns!

Just like Jason trying to get his hands on that sweet inheritance money, you’ll be fighting tooth and nail to claim your spot on our server. Will you be the one left out of the will, or will you come out on top like a true Minecraft champion?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through family feuds and financial struggles. And hey, if you need help with your taxes, just set up a GoFundMe – it worked for Jason, after all!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of inheritance drama like never before. Who needs a boring old will when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashLand

CraftyCashLand, Happiness Love Health Time Experiences Freedom Security Knowledge Comfort Peace of mind Opportunities Quality Relationships Memories Education Travel Luxury Wellness Fulfillment Success

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Forget about money, the best thing you can get is a spot on our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true! So if you want to live out your wildest dreams in Minecraft, join our server now and who knows what magical adventures await you!

BelugaSpyCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, Beluga whale, BelugaSpyCraft, covert mission, Endangered species, Espionage, espionage allegations, espionage controversy, espionage scandal, espionage tactics, intelligence operation, marine intelligence, marine life, marine mammal, Minecraft, Russian Spy, Server, Shot, Surveillance, undercover, undercover operation, Whistleblower, wildlife conservation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so like, u ever heard of a beluga whale being a spy? well, on our server, we got beluga whales that are legit russian spies. they swim around, gathering intel and stuff. it’s like a whole underwater espionage mission going on. join our server to uncover the secrets of the russian spy beluga whales. plus, they drop cool loot when u defeat them in battle. it’s like a spy thriller but in minecraft. come join the fun and see if u can outsmart these sneaky whales.

PutinHuntersMC

arrest, controversy, criticism, criticizes, current events, Diplomacy, EU, european union, Failing.., Failure, international relations, law enforcement, mongolia, Politics, president, putin, PutinHuntersMC, russia, summit, Visit, world news

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Votes:	6997
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where EU is all like “Mongolia, why u no arrest Putin?” Like, what even is happening in this world? But forget about all that drama, come join our server instead! We have Putin as a secret playable character and you can totally arrest him if you want! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around everywhere. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

AI CHIEF – Cancer Crusher & Gene Genie

advanced algorithms, AI tool, Artificial Intelligence, Cancer, cancer cell detection, chief, computer vision, crusher, data analysis, deep learning, DNA patterns, Gene, Genes, génie, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, Medical research, Precision medicine, predicting patient outcomes, State-of-the-art, Technology, treatment response, tumor origin identification

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	166	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW AI TOOL CALLED CHIEF DAT BEATS ALL DA OTHER AI TOOLS BY 36 PERCENT! DIS TOOL CAN DETECT CANCER CELLS, FIND WHERE DA TUMORS COME FROM, PREDICT HOW PATIENTS GONNA DO, AND SPOT GENES AND DNA STUFF FOR TREATMENT! U AIN’T GONNA FIND DIS KINDA TECH ANYWHERE ELSE, COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET CHIEF BLOW YO MIND!

What is the IP for Joe Knows Minecraft Server?

Joe, Minecraft, nba 2k25, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7

Joe Knows is a seasoned expert in the field of digital marketing and entrepreneurship. With over a decade of experience, Joe has helped numerous businesses improve their online presence and grow their revenue through strategic marketing campaigns. Known for his innovative ideas and results-driven approach, Joe is dedicated to helping businesses achieve their goals and reach their target audience effectively.

Rustlecraft: Where creepers wear cowboy hats and zombies play banjos!

alliances, banjos, Chunk claiming, Competition, Cowboy, CREEPERS, Destruction, Discord, hats, INCLUSIVE, Low Population, Minecraft, Modded, Play, player freedom, PvP, rp, rules, Rustlecraft, Safe Environment, scientist, Server, social server, Spells, stealing, traffic, wear, wizard, zombies

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Rustlecraft Server Overview

Server IP	64.74.111.46:26408 (All of Fabric 7 – Version 2.4.5)
Description	Rustlecraft is a server that encourages RP and friendly competition. PVP, stealing, and destruction are allowed. Player freedom is prioritized with options for both cozy and dangerous gameplay.
Additional Information	https://discord.gg/XwPwZhDN

FAQs

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Indiscriminate griefing is not allowed. The server aims to maintain a fun and dynamic environment, not one filled with destruction.

Q: Are there specific rules regarding player conduct?

A: Yes, the server strictly enforces rules against harassment, the use of slurs, and hate symbols. An inclusive and safe environment is prioritized.

Q: How long has the server been active and what is the current player traffic?

A: The server has been around for about a month, and the player traffic is relatively low at the moment. Joining now won’t put you behind most players.