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StinkySteve’s Minecraft Server

affordable products, body odor, budget-friendly hygiene, budgeting, coworker harassment, daily shower, deodorant, entry level job, financial struggles, hygiene, laundry expenses, low-income, mean comments, Minecraft, personal care, prioritizing essentials, self-care, Server, smelling bad, StinkySteves, stretching budget, workplace bullying, workplace discrimination

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4090	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Crops Grown:	7026
Divine Spears Created:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your natural musk? Do you prioritize food over fancy deodorants? Then join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and food is plentiful! No more judgmental coworkers leaving deodorant on your desk or making snarky comments about your scent. On our server, you can be your stinky, budget-conscious self without fear of ridicule. Plus, we have a special “Gym Locker” scent plugin that will make you feel right at home. So come join us and embrace your inner odor!

WeddingCraft or SiblingCraft

Apology, brother’s wedding, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Grand Canyon proposal, Happiness, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, location, misunderstandings, sharing news, sibling rivalry, SiblingCraft, Timing, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

So, get this – our Minecraft server is like a destination wedding, but without the drama! Just like this crazy story where a couple got engaged at the Grand Canyon after a small wedding, our server is full of surprises and adventures waiting to happen.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds with your friends, without any competitive drama like the one in this story. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Plus, there’s no need to plan around anyone’s wedding – just log in and let the fun begin!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of creativity and excitement, our server is the perfect destination. Just remember, there’s always room for happiness for everyone – especially when you’re building epic structures and battling mobs together. See you there!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Animals Bred:	110
Dragon Eggs Found:	1813	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Potions Brewed:	140	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

bedtime, Central Time Zone, christmas, christmas eve, Eastern Time Zone, Festive, holiday, holiday spirit, insomnia, late night, night owls, Relaxation, REST, Santa Claus, Santa needs sleep, Santa’s helpers, Santas, Server, Sleep, Sleepytime, staying up, time zones, tired

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1010
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	7798	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

mc.mnsnetwork.xyz

Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Bubbles, christmas, Chuubas, doko, doragon, femanon, fig, fortune, Haitei raoyue, Jong, kaavi, Khubie, mahjong, Mayo, MJG, mystic, News, PCG, sources, STREAMS, Threads, Under The Sea, Village, Vtuber, yaku

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!

CraftmasFamBam

christmas, Communication Issues, CraftmasFamBam, family celebration, family dynamics, first responder, guilt trip, holiday plans, holiday traditions, husband’s family, long drive, not going, passive aggressive, rotating shift, Schedule, social battery, spending time, stressful job, weather concerns, WIBTAH

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family of blocky characters who will never guilt trip you for working on Christmas!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!