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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Votes:	624

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	821
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	196	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Potions Brewed:	92	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Zombie Dances:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	9304	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1992	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mines Excavated:	4380
New Chunks Explored:	232008	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Items Found:	6143	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Potions Brewed:	78	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ores Mined:	2296
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!