Astro Nomical Minecraft Servers

Astro Nomical Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyCruiseBan

    CraftyCruiseBan
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 7939
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 75 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like being in amsterdam but without all the overtourism? well, do i have the server for u! we banned cruise ships from spawning in our world cuz they were causing too much chaos and lagging the server. now u can build ur own virtual amsterdam without all the pesky tourists getting in ur way. join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TipCraft: Where We Tip More Than Just Waiters!

    TipCraft: Where We Tip More Than Just Waiters!
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 2734
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 91
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine a minecraft server where every time you tip a waiter in the game, you get like, superpowers or something. but not just any superpowers, like the ability to fly on a giant chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt. and if you don’t tip, you get cursed with bad luck and have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week.

    plus, there’s this secret underground society of physios who will give you massages in exchange for diamonds. but watch out, some of them are actually evil witches in disguise and will turn you into a frog if you don’t pay up.

    oh, and the cab drivers in this server are all llamas who can teleport you to different dimensions. but be careful, some of them are really bad at driving and will crash you into a mountain or something.

    and don’t even get me started on the cashiers. they’re all zombies who will only accept emeralds as payment. but if you manage to make them laugh, they’ll give you a discount on enchanted weapons and armor.

    so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft server where tipping is the key to success, then come join us! just be prepared for some crazy adventures and maybe a few chicken suits along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShroomCraft: Psychedelic Adventures

    ShroomCraft: Psychedelic Adventures
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 2538
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever wanted to trip balls in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered cuz we got dem new species of psychoactive mushrooms straight from southern africa! join us and explore a whole new world of colors and shapes in minecraft like u never seen before. who needs diamonds when u can have a psychedelic adventure, amirite? come join da fun and let’s get weird together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nations SIMP – So Many Potatoes {1.21+} Apply within for spudtacular fun!

    Nations SIMP – So Many Potatoes {1.21+} Apply within for spudtacular fun!
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 1177
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Alien Abductions: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2484
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nations SMP Minecraft Server

    Server Information
    IP Address 147.185.221.20:36863
    Dynmap http://147.185.221.20:48696/
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

    Welcome to the Nations SMP, we run an Earth Server and are actively looking for players to join our SMP. Our server has a 1:1500 ratio, which means there is a (24576 x 12288 blocks) of land to explore and build on. You can create nations, rule the world, or live peacefully – it’s your choice!

    For the rules, please join our discord server and read the #info channel for more information. Breaking the rules will result in a ban.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP Address provided in Minecraft (147.185.221.20:36863).
    Is it a vanilla server or are there mods? It is a vanilla server with no mods.
    Can I create a nation on the server? Yes, you can create nations on the server and even rule the world if you wish.
    What happens if I break the rules? If you break the rules, you will be banned from the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraic – Adult Roleplay Server

    MineCraic – Adult Roleplay Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 881
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Mines Excavated: 1615
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us in our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadBoss of this Gym Edition, where you can flex your creative muscles and show off your…um…unique skills.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a sexy supermodel. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy adventures you can have here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon with a penchant for disco dancing, or build a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to? Just remember to keep it PG-13…or not, we’re not the Minecraft police.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NannyJobNoMore Minecraft Server

    NannyJobNoMore Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 6322
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Magic Items Found: 3573 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this nanny’s short-lived job!

    Imagine logging in to find yourself surrounded by dirty diapers scattered all over the virtual world, with dishes piling up faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” But don’t worry, our server is so crazy that even the mobs will be in awe of the madness!

    And just like the mom in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold while others do all the work. Who needs to clean up after themselves when you can just blame it on the newbies, right?

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a toddler on a sugar rush, join our server today! Just remember, the only thing you’ll need to clean up is your own laughter from all the ridiculousness you’ll encounter.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveNotAllowed

    BlockyLoveNotAllowed
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 6829
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Votes: 8297 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old weddings? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can witness the most outrageous wedding of all time!

    Picture this: a 36-year-old man marrying a 61-year-old woman he’s never met in person! That’s right, they’ve been gaming buddies for over 20 years and now they’re tying the knot in December. And the best part? You’re invited!

    But wait, there’s more! The groom’s best man is having second thoughts about supporting this wild relationship. Will he abandon his friend in a foreign country with a stranger he’s never physically met? Find out on our server!

    Join now for a chance to witness drama, secrets, and a love story like no other. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this insane adventure. See you at the wedding!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Matchmaker Server

    Minecraft Matchmaker Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 4749
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, if you get married to the first person you hook up with, you’ll be in for a wild ride! Imagine building your dream house with someone you barely know, fighting off creepers together, and navigating the ups and downs of married life in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the blocky characters roaming our server. So come join us and see how getting hitched in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never imagined!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RespectLostInOneSec

    RespectLostInOneSec
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 113
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 3796
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Dimension Hops: 14 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out the quickest way someone can lose your respect – by building a house made entirely out of dirt and calling it a masterpiece! Our server is full of hilarious moments like this that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer once rode a pig into battle against an army of zombies and won. So come join us for some epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans – you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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