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Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	853	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	179

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Towns Built:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Items Found:	2802

Are you tired of being a Minecraft couch potato? Well, fear not, because our server is here to whip you into shape! Join us for the most epic workout of your virtual life as you mine, build, and battle your way to a six-pack of diamonds! Our trainers will teach you how to squat like a creeper, sprint like a spider, and jump like a slime. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to sweat your pixels off!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

DadBanned Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream hospital without any pesky VIP patients making inappropriate remarks. Create your own school where the principal is always retired and the students actually listen. And don’t worry about inheritance drama, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds!

Join now and experience a world where you can kick out anyone who tries to crash your company fest, where in-laws are always invited and parents are always blocked on WhatsApp. Build your own family of blocky characters and show them who’s boss in this crazy, drama-free Minecraft server!

FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Ores Mined:	6824	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!