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KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7229	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Runes Activated:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	242	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Emeralds Found:	5582	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	40642	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	873
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Items Found:	8140	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Items Found:	6379	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Potions Brewed:	97

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3400
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!