Astolfo – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BroBro’s Bounce House Minecraft Server

anger issues, Behavior, bounce, BroBros, common room, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discomfort, family dynamics, Frustration, Guilt, House, Irritation, Minecraft, morning routine, newlyweds, oversleeping, Pet Peeves, phone chargers, productivity, Server, shared spaces, Siblings, skin care, Unwelcome

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with annoying siblings and their newlywed shenanigans! Tired of sharing your charger with your brother and his wife who think your skin care room is their personal suite? Join us and never worry about misplaced chargers or disrupted routines again!

Imagine a world where you can slam things in frustration without judgement, where oversleeping is a thing of the past, and where you can start your day early and be as productive as you want! Our server is a haven for those who value their personal space and sanity, where you can communicate your frustrations calmly and respectfully (or not, we won’t judge).

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests who eat all your food and leave without even saying goodbye properly. We promise you’ll never feel guilty for being relieved when they finally leave! Don’t be an AITA, be a part of our crazy Minecraft community where the only drama is the epic battles and adventures you’ll have in-game!

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CreeperFamDrama

Boundaries, Communication Issues, controlling parents, CreeperFamDrama, creepy behavior, dress code, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Family Events, family pressure, homeschooling, INDEPENDENCE, moving out, parental expectations, personal autonomy, religious upbringing, sibling favoritism, social isolation, strict parents, toxic family, uncomfortable situations

Are you tired of living in a strict and religious household where your parents think you’re a distraction to society? Do they make you dress up like a princess for family parties and talk about soulmates like it’s a soap opera? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that craziness!

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without judgment from your parents. No need to worry about leading men and women astray, unless you count leading them to your epic builds and creations!

Forget about homeschooling and public school drama, on our server, the only homework you’ll have is mining for diamonds and crafting epic weapons to defeat the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry, there’s no dress code here – you can wear your fanciest dress or your comfiest pajamas, it’s all good!

So come join us on our server and escape the madness of your family life. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our friendly players. Just be careful not to fall for the creeper who’s always lurking around the corner!

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NoKidsNoDiamonds

aging alone, Childless, emotional fulfillment, empty nest syndrome, family dynamics, financial burden, infertility, ISOLATION, lack of purpose, lack of support, Loneliness, mental health, missed milestones, negative aspects, NoKidsNoDiamonds, not having children, regret, self worth, social stigma, societal expectations, societal pressure

Are you tired of spending all your free time NOT playing Minecraft because you don’t have any kids to distract you? Well, fear not! Join our server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of baby zombies come charging at you, demanding to be fed their favorite snack of golden apples. Or maybe you’re trying to build a majestic castle, only to have a pack of baby creepers follow you around, constantly exploding and ruining your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to adopt your very own Minecraft child. Raise them, teach them the ways of the blocky world, and watch as they grow into strong, independent players. Who needs real kids when you can have virtual ones that won’t talk back or ask for money?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the joys of parenthood in the world of Minecraft. Who knew not having children could be so much fun?

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PutinCraft Minecraft Server

alarmed, cybersecurity, democratic process, digital campaigns, Disinformation, election meddling, facebook, foreign influence, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Network, online activism, Political, political interference, pro-Russian, Propaganda, PutinCraft, Server, social media, Tories, UK election

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret society of Russian Facebook pages tryna mess with da UK election! The Tories are shakin’ in their boots cuz we out here buildin’ pixelated castles and trollin’ ’em with memes! Join us if u wanna be part of da chaos and make da politicians sweat! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new recruits, so come on and join da fun! #RussianMinecraftRevolution #TrollinTories #PixelatedPolitics

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CrimeanCraft: Ukraine Strikes Back

Black Sea region, Conflict, Crimea annexation, CrimeanCraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military intervention, military operation, occupied Crimea, Political unrest, russia, russian aggression, sanctions, satellite communications, security concerns, space communications center, strikes, Ukraine, WARFARE

lol so like ukraine was all like bam bam bam and hit the russian space thingy in crimea like who even knew ukraine had that kind of power??? join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as ukraine taking down space stuff!! we got crazy battles and epic adventures waiting for u!! come join the fun and show off ur skills like ukraine showing off to russia!! it’s gonna be lit fam 🔥🚀 #minecraft #ukraine #russia #spacewars

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The Megahive MC

Bedwars, Economy, Factions, Minigames Creative Skyblock Factions Roleplay Towny Pixelmon Bedwars Skywars Prison KitPvP Survival Games Hunger Games Modded Vanilla Hardcore RPG PvP Adventure Building, PvP, Survival

The Megahive Is A Minecraft Server & Org. It Has Been Created In 16/09/2020. It’s Just The Beginning Of The Megahive Minecraft Community. We’ve Lot Of Plans With This Org In Future & Now We’re Upgrading Our Server Slowly.

Currently Our Server Has Economy , Clan , PvP Based Survival, Great Lobby, Parkour.

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Grimwald: The Semi-Spooky Vanilla Java SMP for Adults with Secrets and Whitelisted Mischief!

Adults, Community, configs, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Democracy, Difficulty, Events, Griefers, Grimwald, hackers, java, Minigames, Mischief, Paytowin, Plugins, Projects, Proximity, qualityoflife, rules, Secrets, SemiSpooky, smp, Updates, Vanilla, Voicechat, Voting, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

About
World not started yet, Apply now to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

Features
– Proximity voicechat (optional)
– Vanilla tweaks datapacks
– Coreprotect instead of land claim
– Hard difficulty
– Democracy for major server decisions
– Updates to new versions promptly
– Vanilla-like configs
– Friendly community
– Minigames and events
– Group projects
– No pay to win or voting to access stuff

Apply here

FAQ

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

Some quality of life datapacks are used, but overall it is mainly vanilla gameplay with added protection measures.

3. How are server decisions made?

Major server decisions are voted on by the players through a democracy system.

4. Is there a protection system in place?

Coreprotect is used instead of land claim to protect the server against theft and griefing.

5. Are there regular updates to the server?

Updates to new versions are implemented soon after they are released.

RoboFeels Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, contemplation, digital art, emotions, Empathy, feelings, futuristic, Human Connection, human-like robots, ISOLATION, Loneliness, machine learning, mechanical beings, Minecraft, reactions, Reflection, RoboFeels, robotic society, Robots, Sci Fi, Server, Technology

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild, even the robots are questioning their existence. So come join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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DepressedCraft Minecraft Server

contract terms, DepressedCraft, depression, employee rights, employment rights, full pay, Going off sick, interview, job rejection, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, permanent position, project manager, returning to work, Server, sick days, sick leave, strong-arming, temporary contract, UK employment, work environment

Are you tired of the same old boring job interviews and rejection letters? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a journey filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities.

Forget about your job woes and immerse yourself in a world where you can build anything your heart desires. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, the only limit is your imagination.

And the best part? No need to worry about calling in sick or dealing with office politics. On our server, you can take all the time you need to relax and recharge, without any judgment or pressure to return to work.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft cure your blues. Who needs a job when you can have this much fun?

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VanishingPixels

Disappearance, Forgotten, gradual decline, gradual disappearance, inconspicuous, obsolete, Outdated, Overlooked, silent disappearance, subtle disappearance, unacknowledged, Unattended, Under The Radar, unheeded, unnoted, UNNOTICED, unobserved, unperceived, unremarked, VANISHED, VanishingPixels

The answer is not your will to live, but the perfect Minecraft server that has been hiding in the shadows, waiting for the chosen ones to discover its glory. This server is so epic that even Herobrine himself bows down in respect.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can slay any mob with a single swing. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to dubstep music.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve’s first pickaxe haunts the mines, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine without permission. So grab your enchanted armor and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter.

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