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SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	278
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Emeralds Found:	9407
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, eastern europe, f-16, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, national security, russia, Russian, Server, Shoots Down, Single Sortie, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	218
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchantments Applied:	252
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mines Excavated:	4189
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Alien Abductions:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	93480

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Items Found:	3144	Zombie Dances:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!