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SheepishCraft: Where the Welsh are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old English players? Well, come join our server where we have a theory that the Welsh are just Wal-Mart brand English! Join us as we explore this wild and wacky theory while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground lair beneath a Welsh castle. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6635
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Farms Harvested:	241
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Villages Defended:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Buildings Constructed:	28

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Animals Bred:	143	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event happening on 04/21. And don’t forget about the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow in April – it’s going to be a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3416
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5344
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Gods Slained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Votes:	3741	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!