Astemir’s Forestcra Minecraft Servers

Astemir’s Forestcra Minecraft Servers

  • Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9161
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 4343
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Great Filter Edition will have you questioning reality! Join us for a Dragon Ball adventure like no other, where you can summon Shenron by collecting all 7 dragon balls and pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! But that’s not all, you can also have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges as avatars. And if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar – talk about a crossover!

    But wait, there’s more! Season 3 of DLC for Kakarot has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II), and Season 6 of DB The Breakers has just been released with a whole new set of survivors and raiders to play as. Plus, you can upload all your drawfaggotry to the XV Booru – because why not?

    So come join us on this wild, wacky, and totally insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mods). See you there, and may the Shenron be ever in your favor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dust Settler Minecraft SMP

    Dust Settler Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 9740
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Towns Built: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Falling into the Void: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples!

    But the real question is, are you ready to face the ultimate challenge? Can you defeat the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a flaming llama armed with a diamond sword? Only the bravest and craziest players dare to find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and unpredictable world. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPMineCraftRider

    SMPMineCraftRider
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 9971
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2562 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of getting stuck on the same boring bus ride every day? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own crazy transportation system! No more delays, just hop on your custom-built minecart and zoom past all the mobs trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads straight to the nearest village, so you can avoid all those pesky zombie pigmen trying to steal your seat. Join us now and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OopsCraft – Because YOLO!

    OopsCraft – Because YOLO!
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6340
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 4688
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your cozy little Minecraft world, when suddenly you get a message from a mysterious player inviting you to join their server. You think to yourself, “This is probably a terrible idea, but hey, why not? YOLO, right?”

    And boy, oh boy, were you in for a wild ride. As soon as you spawn into this server, you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat and monocle. The admin, who goes by the name of Sir Clucksalot, welcomes you with a hearty “Bawk bawk, my good sir!”

    But that’s just the beginning. As you explore this wacky server, you come across a village populated entirely by llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They offer you protection in exchange for emeralds, and you can’t help but get sucked into their llama drama.

    And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They invite you to join them in their explosive dance moves, and you find yourself busting a move with these TNT-toting party animals.

    So, why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with quirky characters, ridiculous storylines, and unexpected surprises at every turn, then this is the server for you. Just remember to watch out for those llama mobsters and explosive creeper dance parties – things tend to get pretty wild around here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

    NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 7282
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 220 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9266 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Villages Defended: 17 Void Armor Forged: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

    if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

    so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

    Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 5044
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 369091 Animals Bred: 38
    Farms Harvested: 193 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Enchantments Applied: 200 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 187 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 7039
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

    Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 8606
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

    Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterHIPPACraft

    SisterHIPPACraft
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 5875
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4008 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

    Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

    Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CatFactsMC SMP

    CatFactsMC SMP
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 4747
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Star Shards Collected: 253 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

    2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

    3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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