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GraffitiCraft: Carve Your Legacy

street art, Graffiti, mysterious writing, important message, wall writing

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake that takes you on a wild ride through a forest of talking trees.

our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Welcome to Aetheria Worldbuilding, where you can create history, engage in towny drama, and cause chaos with geopolitics!

Adventure, PvP, Geopolitics, Chaos, Sandbox

Aetheria Worldbuilding Server

Launch Date	August 10th, 2024
Overview	We are a newly formed worldbuilding server where players can collaborate to conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build grand cities in the world of Aetheria.
Key Features	MCMMO Passive Skills Limited Admin Intervention Mapper’s Guild for Aspiring Mappers Towny for Towns and Nations
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is worldbuilding?	It’s a mix of factions and geopolitics with light RP elements. Players collaborate to conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build cities, shaping the destiny of Aetheria.
What can you do in Aetheria?	The possibilities are endless in Aetheria. Whether you want to become a peaceful barista or a feared bandit, the world is yours to shape.

AtheistCraft Minecraft Server

atheism values, atheism worldview, spirituality, atheism questioning, disbelief

Are you tired of being a lonely atheist in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save your soul (and your pixelated character)! Join us and let us convert you to the one true religion of block building and creeper explosions. Our priests will guide you through the holy rituals of mining, crafting, and building, all while chanting “Hallelujah” in unison. And if you’re lucky, you may even witness the second coming of Notch himself, descending from the heavens in a blaze of glory (and probably a few lightning bolts). So come on, join us and let the power of the blocks compel you! Amen, brother!

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TheCraftySMPWarrior

video games, TheCraftySMPWarrior, KoF series, game storytelling, KoF canon

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a legendary player on our server who was known for their amazing building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics. They were basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft. But one day, they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks and enchanted gear.

Rumors started spreading that they had been abducted by aliens or had discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe. Some even claimed they had ascended to Minecraft heaven and were now building castles with the gods themselves.

So, if you want to uncover the truth behind this legendary player’s disappearance and maybe even become the next Minecraft deity, then join our SMP now! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

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RoomieRageCraft

moving out, moving home, Communication Issues, contract violation, shared living

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of sharing a flat with Vera, Sara, and their questionable boyfriends. No more overhearing shower escapades or cleaning up after other people’s messes – on our server, the only mess you’ll have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds!

Plus, with our unique clause that only declared tenants can stay for extended periods of time, you won’t have to worry about getting stuck in a contract with people who refuse to listen to reason. Say goodbye to eviction drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience!

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have to worry about are the ones you have with creepers. Build your dream world without the interference of roommates and their questionable life choices. See you in the virtual world, where the only drama is the drama you create!

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CraftyCreeperDating

Men, brutally honest, rejection, relationships, dating advice

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server! We’ve got all the dating advice you need to woo those pixelated babes. From building the perfect love shack to crafting the most romantic redstone contraptions, our server has it all. Join now and start swiping right on those creepers and skeletons! Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate.

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F16sVsRuskies: Battle in Ukraine

Geopolitics, Air Force, US-made, Military, Defense

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got F-16s flyin around like crazy and they bout to take on dem Russians like it’s nobodies business. Watch as these bad boys swoop in and drop some serious firepower on those pesky enemies. Join now and witness the epic battle unfold right before your eyes. Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff, so what are you waiting for? Join the madness today!

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NanoTerraCraft: Martian Mayhem

space habitats, martian, space colonization, sustainable terraforming, nanotechnology

yo, u ever wanted to terraform mars? well, dis server got u covered! we use freaking engineered nanoparticles to speed up da process, like some sci-fi shiz. we be using all dem martian rocks and stuff to make dat red planet green again. join now and be a part of da most epic terraforming project in da universe! who needs earth when u can have mars, amirite? come join us and be a part of history, fam!

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CGDCT Minecraft Server

still, Female Characters, Geek Culture, Manga, Anime

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no cute girls to befriend? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most adorable pokegirls you’ve ever seen! From Pikachu to Jigglypuff, you’ll never run out of cute companions to explore with. And if that’s not enough, we also have a cgdct (cute girls doing cute things) district where you can hang out with your favorite anime girls and have the most kawaii adventures. Join us now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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ThePrankedPiggy Minecraft SMP: WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

ThePrankedPiggy, smp, Minecraft, WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness the wildest shenanigans and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: a group of players who are so obsessed with building giant statues of chickens that they’ve started a cult dedicated to worshiping them. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where players hold intense dance battles to determine who gets the last slice of virtual pizza.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious player who goes by the name “The Sheep Whisperer” and has the power to control an army of sheep to do their bidding. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a sheep herding competition?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just beware of the giant flying pigs that occasionally swoop down to steal your diamonds. Trust us, it’s all in good fun… we think.

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