Assumptions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AgeCraft: Where Creepers Never Grow Up

Maturity, Experience, discovery, new information, perspective

So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got this secret potion that makes you, like, ageless. yeah, you heard me right, ageless! you can be a baby or a grandpa, it don’t matter on this server.

Plus, like, we got this crazy story about a llama who learned how to speak English and now he’s the mayor of the server. yeah, you can totally talk to him and he’ll give you quests and stuff. it’s wild, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. how cool is that? you can ride him into battle and shoot rainbow farts at your enemies. it’s epic, bro.

So, like, come join us on this server and experience the ageless wonders of Minecraft. you won’t regret it, man.

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PixelMarriageHoax

Communication, social cues, MARRIED, pretending, grandmother’s ring

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing a ring can lead to hilarious misunderstandings and awkward encounters! Join us for the chance to confuse random players into thinking you’re married, just like wearing a ring on your finger in real life!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy the thrill of mistaken identities and the comedy that comes with it. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where someone accuses you of “pretending to be married” just because of a ring on your finger!

But don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re using a ring to keep creeps away or just for the fun of it. Our community is all about embracing the chaos and enjoying the absurdity of it all.

So come join us on our server, where wearing a ring can lead to unexpected adventures and hilarious encounters! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no sacred bonds are being harmed in the process. Let’s laugh together and create unforgettable memories in the world of Minecraft!

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SafeWordSteve

language school, Assumptions, Community, control, dom/sub

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries and etiquette? Look no further than our server! We promise not to wear any sexually-leaning ‘what’s your safe word’ t-shirts while playing Minecraft together. Our server is a safe space for all, even for those with trust issues from past relationships and family experiences. Join us for a fun and respectful gaming experience, where the only thing we’ll be dominating is the pixelated world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!

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RedstoneQueens: PeriodPowerBoost!

Abilities, menstrual cycle, brain function, Period, Assumptions

lol u kno wat’s even more surprising? how much bettr women play on our minecraft server when they on their period! it’s like they got superpowers or somethin! join our server and see for urself the incredible skillz these period-powered players bring to the game. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see them building massive castles and slaying dragons like it’s no big deal. forget everything u thought u knew about female gamers, cuz on our server, they rule the virtual world! come join the fun and witness the period power in action!

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White Girl on the Line

discrimination, girl, Stereotypes, Identity, Assumptions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the time is ripe and the adventures are endless!

Join us for an Indian century like no other, where you can ride on elephants through the pixelated jungle and battle against fierce tigers with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps along the way.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and your pixelated sunscreen – things are about to get wild!

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YeehawCraft: Where Americans Think You’re a Creeper for Taking a Stroll

judgment, Youre, discrimination, Stroll, Urban

If you take a walk on our Minecraft server, players will think you’re a noob who needs a home…a virtual home that is! Join us and show off your building skills to prove those players wrong. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come join us and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server!

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Down UnderCraft: Where Aussies Rule and Koalas Drool

Communication, prejudice, Diversity, intelligence, Individuality

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a kangaroo on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aussies who will show you that intelligence is overrated when you have a boomerang in hand!

Join us for epic battles where we ride emus into battle and throw shrimp on the barbie to distract our enemies. Our community is as diverse as the Outback, with players from all over the world coming together to build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen.

So hop on your kangaroo and come join us for a ripper of a time on our Minecraft server. Who needs brains when you’ve got a vegemite sandwich and a diamond sword? G’day mate, let’s get crafting!

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CraftyCreeperz: ‘>be me’ Minecraft Madness

Nefarious, Long Time, genre, pedo, judgment

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where everyone is a shota or loli character! But like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not creepy at all. > You can join and be part of this cute little world where everyone is just adorable and innocent, just like you! > Plus, there’s a secret conspiracy going on where some players think you’re a pedo just because you like shota/loli stuff. Like, what even? But don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those haters and have your back. > So come join THE CUTEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER and prove those haters wrong! Let’s show them that being a shota/loli fan doesn’t make you a bad person, it just makes you extra kawaii! 🌈💖

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Twump’s Blocky Kingdom

Immolation guy, Beliefs, final form, bernie sanders, Twumps

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Immolation guy, a Berniebro, has assumed his final form and he wants YOU to join him in this epic adventure!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Immolation guy was just a regular Minecraft player, mining and crafting like everyone else. But one day, he stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that transformed him into the ultimate Berniebro warrior. Now, he roams the server, spreading love, peace, and fiery explosions wherever he goes.

Join us and you too can embrace your inner Berniebro and unleash your true power. Build socialist utopias, fight against capitalist pigs, and maybe even ride a unicorn made of rainbows into battle. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a part of this revolutionary Minecraft community. Immolation guy is waiting for you, ready to lead you to victory!

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Pixelated Melting Pot

inclusion, pixelated, Stereotypes, social norms, identity crisis

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a spicy enchilada of fun! We don’t conform to just one ethnicity, we’re a melting pot of craziness! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling ninja creepers, trading with pirate villagers, and building castles fit for a unicorn king! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

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