Assults – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BrazilCraft: Where the blocks are as spicy as the samba!
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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.
Once upon a time, a woman decided to take a cadaver in a wheelchair to the bank to get a loan. But here’s the kicker – she referred to it as her uncle! Can you believe that? Needless to say, she was later arrested for her wild antics.
If you want to experience insane adventures like this and more, then this is the Minecraft server for you! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

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Crafty Genshin – The Ultimate Minecraft Mashup
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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter!
Do you want to embark on a journey where Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades? Then join us as we explore the depths of this INSANE server.
Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your WILD adventures.
But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and the Freedom-Sworn (Sword) – perfect for battling the MYTHICAL creatures that roam our server.
Join now and receive daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT – because who doesn’t love free stuff?
And if that’s not enough, we have REDEEMABLE CODES for all regions that will unlock UNBELIEVABLE treasures for you to enjoy.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this UNFORGETTABLE Minecraft experience and let the fun begin!

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CraftyBdayCountdown29
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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where time is merely a suggestion! Join us as we celebrate birthdays that happened years ago and travel through time like it’s no big deal.
On our server, you can build a time machine out of diamonds and redstone to go back to 2015 and relive your 29th birthday over and over again. Who needs to age when you can just keep partying like it’s 2015?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where the music never stops and the dance floor is always packed. Who knew Minecraft could be so groovy?
So come join us on our server and never worry about getting older again. Time may be ticking away, but on our server, it’s always a party!

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Pixelated Pals: Seiyu Shenanigans
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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no! This player also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And guess what? You can too if you join our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most LEGENDARY players in all of Minecraft. We have PvP battles that will make your head spin and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max. And did I mention the custom plugins that allow you to ride dragons and shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Yeah, we’ve got those too.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

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LordOfTheBlocks: StopTormentingMeLOL
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Are you tired of being harassed by a pesky Lord in your Minecraft world? Look no further! Join our EPIC Minecraft server where the Lord is actually a friendly llama who just wants to trade emeralds for diamonds! Say goodbye to torment and hello to treasure on our server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Get ready to boogie with creepers, skeletons, and even the Ender Dragon!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any mob into a delicious breakfast treat. Just watch out for the Bacon Bandits who will stop at nothing to steal it from you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to Lordly torment forever!

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Brits vs Yanks: Minecraft Madness
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where literally who Britishers are seething at Americans! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Unicorn Mounts: Yes, you heard that right! Ride into battle on a majestic unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.
- Explosive Sheep: Need to clear out some pesky mobs? Just unleash our explosive sheep and watch the chaos unfold!
- Dancing Villagers: Our villagers have some sick dance moves that will leave you in stitches. Join in on the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Britishers and Americans unfold in the most hilarious way possible!
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HoloCraft: Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide
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Are you tired of being a noob on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all gamers looking for a wild ride!
Join us for a chance to ride llamas into battle, fight off zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of diamonds! Our server is like no other, with custom mods that will blow your mind.
But that’s not all! We also have daily events where you can duel the Ender Dragon for a chance to win real-life diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob watching holo livers, join us and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

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Rayman’s Block Party: Lost in Minecraft
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Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds looking for Rayman? Well, look no further because on our server, Rayman is the mayor of our virtual town! He’s always hanging out at the local disco club busting moves with his limbless dance skills. Join us and maybe you’ll even get a chance to challenge him to a dance-off! Who needs diamonds when you can party with Rayman?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Now’s your chance!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, head to the enchanted forest where the trees sing and the animals tell jokes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

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Crafty Coconut Cove
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you feeling like you just got hosed? Look no further than our server! Our summer blend will have you diving into a world of fun and craziness like never before.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves surrounded by unicorns riding on flying pigs. The player was so amazed that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT ZOMBIE CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES! Where else can you find that kind of excitement?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of summer blend madness!

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PonyvilleCraft: Mods Are Lazy, But Our Ponies Are Fabulous!
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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything goes! We don’t believe in boring rules or pesky moderators, so feel free to post ponies to your heart’s content. Our mods are too busy eating pizza and watching cat videos to bother taking down your glorious pony creations, so you can enjoy them for hours on end.
But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride a unicorn into battle, mine for diamonds with a rainbow pickaxe, and build a castle made entirely of skittles. Our community is filled with mad scientists who have created a potion that turns creepers into friendly pet kittens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary dancing llama that grants wishes to those who can bust a move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

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