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SocializeCraft: Why U No Talk Like Before?

Burnout, Change in priorities, communication skills, emotional boundaries, fear of judgment, introversion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social comparison, social exhaustion, social pressure, SocializeCraft, societal expectations, Talk

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate socializing hub for Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to trade diamond swords for virtual hugs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic rap battles with Endermen. Our community is so lively that even the zombies and skeletons have formed their own boy band!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane world of mining and crafting and join us for a wild ride of socializing like never before!

Blocky Cough Outbreak

2024.., Adults, blocky, Cases Surge, children, Contagious, cough, Disease, Epidemic, health, highest number, Oregon, outbreak, Prevention, public health, record high, respiratory illness, Since 1950, States, U.S, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time!

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, Claims, discord server, Dynmap, Food, Immersive Engineering, Map, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, Recruits, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	85
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features:

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods

Modlist: View Modlist

Map with Claims: Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Server and Modpack Information: Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk.
What can players do on the server?	Players can colonize lands, engage in politics and diplomacy, trade, participate in the economy and stock market, roleplay, build, and engage in PVP.
Is there a stock market on the server?	Yes, there is a stock market feature.
Are there any specific mods available on the server?	Yes, there are mods such as Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, Small Ships, and many others.

Mystic Realm 1.21

mystic, Realm

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Animals Bred:	85	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Votes:	9587
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

We have so much fun, you’ll be tripping balls and swallowing your own cum from last night’s fuck in no time!

Why join? Because where else can you experience such outrageous adventures and mind-bending activities in a blocky virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds Minecraft Server

basic needs, caregiving, community support, disability pension, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, financial strain, financial support, legal action, luxury trips, LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental responsibilities, pushing for help, schizophrenia, separation, Server, Siblings, Tough Decisions

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	909	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Animals Bred:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Embark on a journey with us, just like our player who had to navigate life independently at a young age. Build your own empire, just like they built a new life for themselves and their brother. And don’t worry about financial struggles, because in our server, the only currency you need is creativity and determination!

Forget about asking your father for help, because here, the only thing you’ll be asking for is more building materials and resources. And if anyone tries to twist the situation, just block them like you would a troll in the game!

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next. Who needs luxury trips when you can travel to the ends of the Minecraft world with just a click of a button? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!

ConcertNoFriendNoGo

carpool, Clique, Concert, ConcertNoFriendNoGo, Driving, driving solo, EXCLUDED, excluded from plans, Friend, group of friends, Invitation, large stadium, long distance, overreacting, Parking, Plans, SELLING, Solo, Stadium, Stubborn, ticket

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Items Found:	1642
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where you will never feel excluded or left out like this poor soul at a concert! We promise not to leave you stranded like a solo driver at a concert parking lot. Our server is like a big happy family where everyone is included and welcomed with open arms, unlike some so-called friends out there.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the odd one out or feeling like you don’t belong. We have a vibrant community of players who are always ready to welcome new members with open arms. No cliques here, just good old-fashioned fun and friendship.

So why drive solo to a boring concert when you can join our epic Minecraft server and be a part of something truly special? Say goodbye to exclusion and hello to endless adventures and laughter. Join us today and let the good times roll!

TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP

American, Canada, Canadians, Democracy, Economy, elections, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, leader, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Opinions, policies, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, reddit, smp, Social Issues, TrudeauFanatic, Voting

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).

Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.

But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol influences, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-induced emotions, alcohol-related behavior, binge drinking, drinking habits, drinking patterns, Drunk, Drunkenness, horny drunk, intoxicated behavior, mean drunk, party behavior, personality traits when drunk, sleepy drunk, social drinking, TipsyCraft, types of drunk

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	4077
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!

We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.

Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.

So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!

FarRightCraft Minecraft Server

austrian, Coalition, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Democracy, elections, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, Government, History, leadership, mandate, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, populist, power, Server, world war II

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crops Grown:	3031	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have austrian far right leaders trying to lead the game since world war II! yea, you heard that right, we got crazy politicians running around trying to build a government in minecraft. it’s like a virtual reality show but with blocks and creepers. who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to the server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the political madness. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

NukeCraftExchange

atomic energy, bilateral agreement, Diplomacy, ENERGY, facilitate, foreign affairs, global stability, India, international relations, nonproliferation, nuclear cooperation, NukeCraftExchange, peaceful use, policy, regulations, REMOVE, SECURITY, strategic partnership, technology transfer, Trade, US

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how US is removing regulations for India, we are removing all the boring rules and restrictions on our server! it’s gonna be a nuclear explosion of fun and craziness! join us if you wanna experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, like, you won’t believe the stuff that happens here. we have secret underground bases, where you can pretend to be a spy or a super villain, it’s up to you! and the best part is, our community is super friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel left out. come join us and let’s make some radioactive memories together!