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ShadowCraft

action, Alexia, Anime, Characters, CID, comedy, critique, FANTASY, Fun, harem, love her attitude, mc, one-upped, Shadow, shadow girls, ShadowCraft, Show, sidelined, sister, The Eminence in Shadow, Watched 5 episodes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ores Mined:	2534	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Alexia, the fearless warrior, leads her band of misfit players on epic quests to conquer the land! Watch as her sister, the master builder, constructs incredible structures that defy the laws of physics. But beware of Cid, the prankster, who will stop at nothing to sabotage your plans!

And don’t even get us started on Shadow and his harem of shadow girls. They may seem intimidating, but they’re no match for the power of friendship and teamwork on our server. So come join us and show them who’s boss! Just remember, in this world of chaos and craziness, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Lewandowski’s Block Party

BLOCK, bros, brothers, Communication, Conflict, confusion, coping, emotions, family, Frustration, Lewandowski, Lewandowskis, overwhelm, Party, relationships, resolution, response, Shit, sibling rivalry, stress, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1671	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Void Gems Collected:	38
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because lewandowski bros. is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the legendary diamond-encrusted cheese block. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living it up with the lewandowski bros.? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

ComplimentCraft

backhanded compliment, deceptive flattery, disguised insult, double-edged praise, fake praise, insidious compliment, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, left-handed compliment, masked criticism, passive-aggressive compliment, sarcastic compliment, shady compliment, sly compliment, sneaky jab, snide compliment, subtle insult, two-faced compliment, underhanded praise, veiled jab

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is nice to each other? Well, look no further! Join our server where our players will compliment you with backhanded insults like “Wow, you’re so good at mining for someone who’s so terrible at building” or “I love your skin, it’s so unique… in a bad way.”

But that’s not all! Our server also has insane events like the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into exploding pigs, causing chaos and hilarity for hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to 80s music.

So come join us on this wild rollercoaster of a server, where the insults are disguised as compliments and the adventures are crazier than a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Biden’s Creeper Kingdom

Abuse, Accountability, accusations, allegations, Bidens, Blame, controversy, creeper, DAUGHTER, fair, Family issues, joe biden, Justice, Kingdom, molesting, Politics, raping, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, society, speculation, Truth, victim blaming

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Joe Biden’s hair plugs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Joe himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and conspiracy theories that will make you question everything. Who knows, maybe even Joe’s daughter will log on and spill the tea on her dad. So come on, join us and let’s uncover the truth…or at least have a good laugh trying!

Crafty Trannycoin Bros: Mining, Building, and LOLs Await!

Await, bros, building, Crafty, lols, Mining, trannycoin

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Towns Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Emeralds Found:	2009
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Dragon Eggs Found:	2815
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Do you ever wonder what it’s like to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is waiting for his next challenger!

BreakfastCraft

breakfast foods, breakfast options, cuisine, culinary delights, culinary traditions, cultural experiences, culture, Dining, Exploration, Food, Foodie Adventures, global flavors, international cuisine, local dishes, morning meal, tasty meals, traditional breakfast, travel, unique dining experiences

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server and find out which country has the best traditional breakfast… in Minecraft! Dig through virtual landscapes and mine your way to discovering the ultimate breakfast dish that will have you craving virtual pancakes and bacon all day long. Join now and embark on a hilarious culinary adventure that will have you laughing and munching on pixelated breakfast goodies in no time!

EeveeEmpire

Aesthetically Pleasing, Auto Legendary Spawning System, Battletower, Beautiful EV, Blissey Training Area, Catch Combos, Chat Tags, Economy, Eevee Empire, FLAN Claiming System, Global Tasks, MissingMons, MysticMons, Pasture Breeding System, Pixelmon, Player Chest Shops, Player Gyms, PokeSell, PvE, Ranked ELO System, Stats Dex Ranks, Survival, TMs System, Trivia GTS, Weekly kits, Wondertrade

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Potions Brewed:	118
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Eevee Empire

Ip: play.eeveeempire.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/wZAZy8FXxZ

Welcome to the ultimate Cobblemon kingdom! Embark on your adventure in a realm crafted with a fresh new map and custom features, ensuring a relaxing and enjoyable experience for every player, and ready to grow.

Just like Eevee, your adventure can take many unique and exciting paths. Our server is always finding new ways to let you customize your experience! An empire’s strength and splendor come from the community that builds it—brick by brick, soul by soul. Join us for a breathtaking Cobblemon journey and become part of something extraordinary!

play.eeveeempire.com

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Tag, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Emeralds Found:	9116

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

lixf.vanillaboxmc.ru

Medellin Madness

colombia, crime, Cultural differences, Europeans, GOMORRAH, History, Latin America, madness, medellin, misconceptions, narcos, new world, pablo escobar, PRETEND, Sodoma, south america, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, Urban Legends, violence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the Medellin of the gaming world – except without the drugs and violence (we promise).

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last part). But seriously, our server is so lit that even Europeans think it’s the Sodoma and Gomorrah of the new world. Why? Because we have the craziest events, the most epic builds, and the friendliest community this side of the digital universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a llama or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lucky Blocks Millionaire Madness

50-50, ask-the-audience, blocks, chances, Contestant, correct answer, Entertainment, Fairness, game of luck, game show, incorrect answers, lifelines, LOSING, Lucky, madness, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Odds, phone-a-friend, Probability, random selection, statistics, television, winning

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Crops Grown:	7440	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ores Mined:	2076	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of games that rely on luck? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the odds are always in your favor! With a 690.08% chance of winning, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. Our lifelines include calling a Minecraft expert friend with a 95% success rate, asking the Minecraft audience for help (also 95% success rate), and the 50-50 option where we remove two wrong answers, leaving you with a guaranteed correct choice. With these odds, you’ll be the ultimate Minecraft millionaire in no time. Don’t waste your time on games of chance, join our server and dominate the virtual world!