AssPussy – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SaunaTowel Minecraft Server
gym etiquette, gym rules, linen cloth, Minecraft, personal hygiene, sauna attire, sauna comfort, sauna etiquette, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna rules, SaunaTowel, Server, spa section, towel usage, toxic release
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.
Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.
Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?
So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

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CraftyFriendzMC
cancer survivor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFriendzMC, Empathy, Family Support, friendship, HPV negative, Invalidation, lymph nodes, misunderstanding, mri, oral cancer, salivary gland, skin cancer, squamous cell carcinoma, surgery, survivor rates, survivorship, tongue cancer, warrior party
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

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Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP
branded products, Cash4Craft, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, lavish spending, Luxury items, Minecraft, money drains, non-essential items, overpriced services, overspending, smp, status symbols, superfluous expenditures, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, useless purchases, Waste of Money
Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.
Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.
So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

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New Server IP
SpookyCraft2021
cult classics, Ghosts, Gore, Halloween, haunted houses, horror movies, jump scares, Monsters, psychological horror, Scary, scream queens, slasher films, spooky, SpookyCraft2021, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Vampires, Watching, Werewolves, zombies
Are you tired of watching horror movies and not being able to jump into the screen and fight off the monsters yourself? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a spooktacular Halloween event where you can battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a haunted mansion filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner. Who needs popcorn and a cozy blanket when you can have a diamond sword and a suit of enchanted armor? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror movie experience in Minecraft!

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New Server IP
KremlinCraftMurder
Ally, Assassination, Corruption, Crime Scene, Dead, foul play, Gunshot Wound, international news, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraftMurder, law enforcement, Moscow, mysterious death, Politics, putin, russia, Russian government, Russian politics, suspicious death, Vladimir Putin
LMAO, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Putin’s ally found dead with a gunshot wound near Moscow as our spawn point! Like, how crazy is that?! Join us and uncover the mystery of who did it while building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

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Syfadles: Anarchy with Zero Mod Shenanigans!

Anarchy, Bans, Discord, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, java, java server, minecraft server, mod, No Economy, open world, play now., plot claims, Server, Shenanigans, Survival, Syfadles, teleports, temporary ban, Trailer, Website

Version	1.21\| Java
No Mods	Syfadles.com gives you the best survival Minecraft experience, prioritizing the open world aspect with no teleports, plot claims, or economy.
No Permanent Bans	Syfadles.com does not permanently ban for hacking. You may receive a short temporary ban if caught.

Play Right Now! IP: syfadles.com Website: https://syfadles.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/ThcQJaAYsB Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86V155MHzc0

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on this server?

A: No, this server does not allow mods.

Q: Is there an economy system on this server?

A: No, there is no economy system on this server.

Q: What happens if I get caught hacking?

A: If you are caught hacking, you may receive a short temporary ban, but not a permanent ban.

Q: Can I claim plots on this server?

A: No, plot claims are not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address syfadles.com

Ripa’s Block Party Minecraft Server
Actor, awkward moment, bathroom humor, BLOCK, Celebrity Gossip, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, fart, funny, gas, kelly ripa, Marc Consuelos, married couple, Minecraft, Party, relationship goals, Ripas, Ripper, scandal, Server, smell, STINKY, TABLOID NEWS, Talk show host, television host
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Kelly Ripa’s rippers are legendary! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure as we explore the depths of blocky worlds and uncover the mysteries of stinky rippers.
Legend has it that Kelly Ripa once ripped a ripper so potent that even Marc Consuelos couldn’t handle it. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can harness the power of Ripa’s ripper for yourself!
Embark on quests to find the elusive Ripper Stone, rumored to grant the user the ability to unleash deadly farts on unsuspecting mobs. Or team up with fellow players to defeat the evil Gas Giants, who seek to steal all the rippers in the land for themselves.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the farts are fierce and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring your gas mask…you’re gonna need it!

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New Server IP
The HOA wants me to take my Confederate flag off the wall in Minecraft SMP
community standards, confederate, confederate flag, controversial decor, cultural symbols, Flag, flag controversy, flag display restrictions., freedom of speech, historical flag, Hoa, Home decor, homeowner association, living room, Minecraft, personal expression, privacy concerns, property rights, residential guidelines, residential rules, smp, Southern heritage, Wall, wall art, WINDOW
Are you tired of the HOA trying to control every aspect of your Minecraft life? Join our SMP where you can proudly display your Confederate flag in your virtual living room without any pesky neighbors complaining! We embrace individuality and freedom of expression, even if it means triggering some NPCs along the way. Plus, who knows what other wacky rules the HOA will try to enforce next? Join us for a wild ride of rebellion and shenanigans!

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New Server IP
RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP
Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal consciousness, Animal emotions, animal humor, animal insults, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology, animal sarcasm, animal wit, Animals, anthropomorphism, funny animals, Minecraft, RoastMasterCow, smp, speaking animals, Talking Animals
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.
But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.
So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

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CraftyBossBattles
achieving victory, Challenges, conquering challenges, conquering fears, CraftyBossBattles, determination, facing adversity, facing fears, inspirational stories, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, pushing boundaries, reaching goals, real life boss battles, resilience, self improvement, strength in adversity, success stories, triumph over adversity, winning against the odds
Are you tired of boring old boss battles in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can battle epic bosses like the dreaded Karen, who will try to speak to your manager and steal all your diamonds! Or how about facing off against the evil Toilet Paper Hoarder, who will throw rolls at you faster than you can say “TP emergency”? Join our server for the craziest boss battles you’ll ever experience, and who knows, maybe you’ll even defeat the ultimate boss: the dreaded Lag Monster! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous boss battles of your life!

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