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CraftyCommiesMC

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military tactics, military technology, missile defense, Relocation, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, war preparation

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

AmnesiaCraft: Forget Who You Are

Amnesia, AmnesiaCraft, cognitive psychology, confusion, Consciousness, existentialism, forget, forgetting, Identity, introspection, Memory, mental health, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	4582
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in minecraft ever!!! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds, talking cows dat give u quests, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on dem. so come on and join us, cuz u never know if u might actually be a llama in disguise!!! #mindblown #bestserverever

HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023

2023, Adults, Cannabis, hallucinogens, HighCrafters420, historically high levels, Monitoring the Future survey, percentages, record high levels, University of Michigan, VapeNation2023, Vaping, younger adults

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
New Chunks Explored:	948510	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Votes:	6821	Crops Grown:	7537
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

LoomingLatinoMC SMP

alpha male, Body language, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, height difference, Hispanic, influence, intimidation, Latino, LoomingLatinoMC, machismo, Masculinity, nonverbal communication, peer pressure, physical presence, power dynamics, Size Comparison, smp, social hierarchy, social interactions, societal expectations, stature

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	161	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where one player literally looms over his fellow Latino players. That’s right, he’s so tall that he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the clouds! And that’s not all – rumor has it that he can build an entire castle in the time it takes you to mine one measly block of dirt. So if you want to join a server where the players are larger than life and the adventures are out of this world, come join us today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Doorstop Hideout Minecraft Server

construction site, door propped open, Doorstop, fire safety, fire warden, hidden items, hidden objects, HIDEOUT, Minecraft, NHS Hospital, office dynamics, office games, office humor, office politics, Revenge, Server, staff room, workplace conflict, workplace etiquette, workplace hierarchy, workplace pranks, workplace tension

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doorstop wars to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of hiding doorstoppers in the staff room, just like in this epic tale.

As the appointed Fire Warden of our virtual office, you’ll have the power to keep those pesky doors closed and watch as your fellow players try to outsmart you with different types of doorstops. Will they use a plastic one, a wooden one, or even a brick with a smiley face? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, once you start this doorstop war, there’s no turning back. You’ll find yourself sneaking around, hiding doorstops in secret places, and laughing maniacally as you watch your friends scramble to find them.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the doorstop games begin! Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wits and doorstops? Only time will tell.

MomRageCraft

academic honors core 40, academic pressure, aita, communication breakdown, education decisions, emotional outburst, family dynamics, freshman, generational differences, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter conflict, parental expectations, personal growth, regular core 40, school counselor, screamed at mother, smartest kids, State, teenage rebellion, Therapist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your intelligence and test your skills? Look no further than our server, where we only accept the top 3 smartest kids in the state!

Join us and prove to your mom that you are smart enough for the academic honors core 40. Our therapist-approved challenges will have you yelling “I’m a freshman and I can do it!”

Don’t listen to your mom, she’s just jealous she couldn’t make the cut. Join our server and show her that you are more than capable of conquering the regular core 40 and beyond. Who needs a teacher when you have us to guide you to victory?

So, are you in? Or are you gonna let your mom’s doubts hold you back? Join now and let’s show her who’s boss!

Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Votes:	6392
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	144
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6059
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.