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PoojaCraft SMP – “Why does it seem like the Pooja assimilates just fine but the Creeper always blows up my house?”

assimilates, assimilation, blows, creeper, cultural adaptation, cultural assimilation, cultural assimilation challenges, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural identity, Cultural preservation, ethnicity, Fine, House, identity struggle, immigrant experience, minority groups, Pooja, PoojaCraft, Poojeet, racial identity, racial stereotypes, smp, social integration, Stereotypes, white mannerisms

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4617	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of blending in with the Poojas on other Minecraft SMPs? Do you feel like a Poojeet struggling to find your place in the world? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all Poojeets with open arms!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where Poojas and Poojeets alike come together to build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures. Our server is the perfect place for Poojeets to shine and show off their unique skills and talents.

So why wait? Join us now and become a legendary Poojeet in a world where anything is possible! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to why Poojas assimilate so easily while Poojeets struggle. It’s a mystery waiting to be unraveled on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

CakeCraft Minecraft Server

AFP, anti-Semitic, CakeCraft, children’s birthday cake, community response, controversial, cultural insensitivity, extremism, freedom of expression, Hamas-themed, HORRIFYING, Ignoring extremism, investigation, Jewish community, legal action, Minecraft, offensive, Outrage, Probe, religious symbols, Server, social media backlash, Sydney bakery

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2831
Alien Abductions:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures. like, one time, we had this birthday party for little timmy, right? and someone made this insane cake that looked like a giant creeper, but it was also, like, a portal to the nether or something. it was wild, man.

and, like, we have this rule where we don’t allow any extremism, so you won’t have to worry about any crazy stuff happening here. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic structures out of blocks. no hate allowed, bro.

come join us on this server, where the only thing that’s horrifying is how awesome our builds are. the jewish community would be proud of the crazy stuff we’re doing here. so, like, come on and join the fun, bro. let’s build some epic stuff together.

CannonFodderCraft

aid, Alliance, cannon fodder, CannonFodderCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, north korean, pentagon, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, if you don’t, north korean troops will be used as cannon fodder in ukraine by russia! like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? so, join our server and save those poor troops from their doom! plus, we have like, unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for days. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be a hero in more ways than one!

HairCraft: Food Edition

Edition, Food, food cleanliness, food contamination, food inspection, food inspection standards, food preparation, food quality, Food Safety, food sanitation, gross, hair in food, HairCraft, hygiene, long hairs, short hairs, UNNOTICED, unnoticed contaminants, unnoticed food contaminants, unnoticed food debris, unnoticed food particles, unnoticed hygiene issues, unnoticed particles

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

join dis minecraft server if u wanna find out what it feels like to eat hair in ur food!! we have a special plugin that adds random hairs to ur virtual food so u can feel the thrill of finding a surprise in every bite.

but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.

plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).

PsychoCraft: Arousal Agency

agency.., arousal, arousal response, Behavior, cognitive psychology, findings, high arousal, Human Behavior, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, neuroscience, personality disorders, personality traits, PsychoCraft, psychological traits, Psychology, psychopathic traits, reduced effect, research, sense of agency, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, study

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Star Shards Collected:	262	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Lan-Party-Lowtech

Biomancy, Community, compute craft, Create, Discord, Download, Expansion, Exploration, farmers delight, Forge, Friends, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Pack, Server, setup, Survival, Technology, vs2

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	148	Villages Defended:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

My forge server with a truck ton of mods mainly consisting of exploration stuffs, create and its addons, and farmers delight and its add ons along with a large amount of other stuff like vs2, compute craft, and stuff like biomancy. anyone is welcome and i can help with setting you up if youre struggling. server was orriginally for a group of friends but looking to expand. id love to see more people on and you can download the pack on our discord which is https://discord.gg/djZWMgQZKJ

omega.yamishdoy.com:10100

Craft Bucket

24/7, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, custom generation, Daily Rewards, Fun, Home and Spawn commands, Land Claim, Many Plugins, No Keep Inventory, Ranks, Shops, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mines Excavated:	1608
Ores Mined:	9342	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9171	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Survival,No Keep Inventory,Fun,24/7,Shops,Home and Spawn commands,Crossplay and Land Claim,Ranks and Crates,Daily Rewards,Custom Generation,Tpa and Many Plugins.

craftbucket.bounceme.net

Typical SMP

1.20.4, 13, admin abuse, Awesome, Builds, chicken, chickens, Community, Discord, Minecraft, pay to win, phallic machines, Plugins, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Streamers, Survival, survival server, Typical SMP, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	4130	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Just a Typical SMP.A 1.20.4 survival server. No pay-to-win. No Admin abuse. Just a good old fashioned, mostly vanilla Minecraft server with some useful plugins, sick builds, and an awesome community. It’s 13+ as per Discord’s TOS (as you must join the Discord to be whitelisted). Whether you indulge in chicken-related shenanigans or building flying phallic machines, anyone is welcome.

Streamers are welcome 😀

78.108.218.22:25667

CityCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft City Builder Server

Architecture, Builder, building, city, city builder, city building, Citycraft, construction, creativity, design, Development, games, immersive gameplay, Minecraft, no micromanagement, non-management, Sandbox, Server, simulation, simulation games, strategy, Ultimate, urban development, Urban planning, virtual world, without management

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Potions Brewed:	161	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old city builder games that actually require you to use your brain and manage resources? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your lazy dreams!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without any pesky management tasks getting in your way. Need more resources? Just snap your fingers and they magically appear! Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it, no questions asked!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mayor Bob, who once built an entire city out of nothing but cheese. Legend has it that if you can find Mayor Bob and challenge him to a cheese-building contest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest city building adventure of your life! Who needs management when you have magic and cheese, are we right?

UltraWideCraft Minecraft Server

adjustable curve, curved display, curved monitors, Display, Gaming, immersive experience, Minecraft, monitor curvature, monitor customization, monitor design., monitor features, monitor flexibility, monitor innovation, monitor opinions, monitor preferences, productivity, Screen, Server, Technology, ultrawide monitors, UltraWideCraft, variable-curve monitors

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	79	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a flat screen like a peasant? Join our server and experience the next level of immersion with our variable-curve ultrawide monitors! Bend that screen like Beckham and dive headfirst into a world where the pixels are so real, you’ll forget what reality even means. Trust us, once you go curved, you’ll never go back. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself can only be defeated on a monitor curved to a perfect 69-degree angle. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bending your way to victory!

GraveCraft Minecraft Server

Afterlife, burial, burial wish, cremation, death planning, end of life, final resting place, final wish, funeral arrangements, funeral ceremony, funeral planning, funeral wishes, GraveCraft, last request, Legacy, life celebration, memorial service, Minecraft, personal legacy, planning for death, random thought, Server, wishes for loved ones

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	5664	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against evil creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, your end of life wish can come true! Want to be buried in a tomb made entirely of gold blocks? Done. Prefer to have your ashes scattered in a volcano made of lava? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and let your wildest dreams become a reality!