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Crafty Llamas MC – Where you are no country but big, bad builder boss! Join now for epic adventures and blocky laughs!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mines Excavated:	3493	Zombie Dances:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	3292
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Are you tired of living in a boring ol’ country? Ready to be conquered by the mighty Poland in the most epic takeover ever seen in Minecraft? Join our server and watch as your sons and daughters turn into fierce Polish warriors, attending Polish schools and following Polish laws. Before you know it, they’ll forget their old ways and embrace their new life in Greater Poland! Don’t miss out on this wild ride – join now and become a part of the ultimate Minecraft conquest!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mines Excavated:	3884	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	346330
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	71	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Items Found:	7223
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness